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Yes sir, is murder involved?

A blood thirsty twisted servant

Servant Captain's are a group of corrupted Standard Captains who serve evil villains such as Captain 1, Hannibal Lecter and Horrortime Tubby. The Twisted are the most common (and as such will get the most time since they are the most encountered) and as such are well known as being cannibalistic and are some of the only creatures that can eat other Number Captains

Appearance[]

They from a distance can be mistaken for there kin, but at a closer distance, the similarities fade away. They have a large mouth full of sharp blocky teeth which can be any colour from yellow to moldy green. They have one eye which unlike a standard number captain is usually a darkish pink with the other eye being large and having a red pupil. They often have wounds, though if these are natural or from there violent lifestyle is unknown.

Usual Examples Personality[]

A usual example of a twisted servant captain is a cruel creature which is well known for being a extremly cowardly creature when they are faced with a creature more powerful than them unless they have their boss or numbers. Though they are usually too stupid to question orders that will lead to disaster even if they feel cowardly about it.

When they are not following orders and are on break. They may take to prowling the vicinity of their masters domain so they may attack any standard captain they encounter. Some are even willing to take to gathering in packs for this purpose.

Notable Encounters[]

Creation[]

Captain 1 snuck into the standard captain creation room and mess with the controls and some of these abomination's emerged. They immediately cannibalized the only other standard captain there and triggered the alarm, they disappeared alongside Captain 1.

Mount Wario encounter[]

Captain 0 and Captain 2 encountered a gang of these pests on Mount Wario during a hike, the savage gang was sent by Captain 1 to ready Mount Wario for conquest, though all members of the gang were killed by Captain 0's disapproval.

Making More Of Them[]

Using cheap 3D printers bought off a unknown website. The ability to print these guys is available, they are not as expensive due to lacking the sophistication and manners that are programmed in Standard Captains.

Other Servants[]

T.W.I.S.T.E.D.[]

T.W.I.S.T.E

What's been twisted, eh?

T.W.I.S.T.E.D. is the leader of the Servant Captain's and is a mutated Servant Captain himself. He is a sadistic A.I. who thinks that every page is unclean and wishes to have them purged. T.W.I.S.T.ED. is also shown to be a good manipulator, nearly tricking Captain 0 and managing to trick Horrortime into giving devotion to it. He is also one of the few pure evil villains to make an appearance on UnAnything: The Series. He eventually was defeated for good and had his mind put into the body of a standard captain. This caused his villainous breakdown as he was carried off to jail.

He is a large demonic scorpion like creature that walks on multiple wires as legs and has a white servant captain head with no mouth and grey eye pupil. His tail resembles a scorpion.

Painted Twisted[]

Painted Twisted

The twist captains

A painted twisted servant is a twisted servant which is of a different colour than white, often having a crude imitation of the pattern on the torso of more significant number captains. They are either created specifically or are the result of unknown mutations. The most well known group is the Twist Captains who are mostly allegiant to Captain 1.

  • Captain Twist-1: He is a director of Captain 1's trap squad's and designer of there booby traps. He is also known for being intelligent enough to do this job, but being so stupidly loyal to Captain 1 it has led to his demise multiple times.
  • Captain Twist-2: She is a known writer of knowledge for Captain 1 and is also a part time fighter, though she is so naive and doesn't question Captain 1 since she sees him as a parental figure due to his part in its creation.
  • Captain Twist-3: He is ominous and he serves Captain 1 we think, he is silent and brutal in following his commands but otherwise just sits about watching his brethren acts of stupidly.
  • Captain Twist-4: He is famous for being one of the only ones to actual try to turn to the side of good. His role in the ranks of Captain 1 are unknown, but he currently works as a guard at a Standard Captain gathering place.
  • Captain Twist-5; She is known for her tactic of jumping out of the bushes and throwing grenades at people. They also are pretty much a worshipper of Captain 1 unlike the rest of his followers.
  • Captain Twist-6: He got hit by a powerful attack to help prevent Captain 1 from taking the damage, he is now forced to walk on 3 metal rods with his one actually number captain foot just existing.
  • Captain Twist-7: She was famous for being good with welding stuff, often wearing goggles for such occasions. One of these things she was asked to weld was replaced with a bomb, and she exploded, and that's why she's dead.
  • Captain Twist-8; Highly experimental, this absloute unit is built like a freezer and hits like a truck. He is quite a bit taller and beefier than other captains and has a heavily stiched up wound.
  • Captain Twist-9: She is famous for eating 10 standard captain's in one sitting. Otherwise, she is known for specialising in the technique of punching people in the face.

Sleepless Servants[]

This mission is a bunch of impossible bullshit

- Last words of a Sleepless Servant who was ordered to try and kill Captain 0

Sleepless Servant

Recognized by being closer to actual Standard Captains. A sleepless servant is recognized by it having a bluish tint, one of its eyes is small and has circles around it, but it's the same colour as a regular standard captain. It's other eye is a black pinprick that's even smaller. The things that betray there true nature is the smokiness that follows them and there wide sharped tooth mouth.

They are coffee addicted and very sluggish when not coffee'd up. They are highly irritable and serve there masters begrudgingly, making them only useful when kept highly fed on coffee. This also means they can be bribed with coffee. They make up for this lack of effort unless payed by being highly efficient when energized. They are also probably one of the only servant types who directly will call out when Captain 1 gives them a mission that won't succeed. Though they usually mutter this under there breath.

They are created when coffee is mixed into the 3d printing fuel for whatever reason.

Living Decoy[]

Living Decoy

The most unfortunate type of servant captain is the living decoy. There imperfect mimicries of Captain 1 are despises by there master but used to take the hit for Captain 1 whenever possible.

They are largely innocent creatures who usually are just ordered to sit about and to do nothing except wait for people who work against Captain 1 to arrive and believe them to be him.

They are of course not perfect and can be told apart due to there mouth resembling more sleepless captain than the large square teethed mouths of other servants and Captain 1 himself. They also usually have at least 1 or two other differences such as wrongly coloured body part, a wrongly shaped foot and the such.

They rarely will strike out on there own, believing themselves to be Captain 1, these false Captain 1 are usually incompetent and can be told apart by them usually just being peaceful in there belief of facts.

Trivia[]

  • They have a variety of names for there creator Captain 1, some call him sir or boss, others prefer to call him father due to his role in there creations, and others prefer formal terms such as Mr. 1.
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