AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaH! (rolls around the floor and screaming) Do'h!
—Homer Simpson after using the console and subsequently getting nightmares from it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MARIO!
—Luigi, having a nightmare about the NightmareCast
Wasn't the NightmareCast originally called the Dreamcast?
—The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions on the NightmareCast
Woah!
—Crash Bandicoot's reaction to the NightmareCast
He he he he he he heeeeeee........
The Sega NightmareCast is a banned gaming console created by SEGA to give nightmares to children who are using the console to play SEGA shames. Later, someone stole the the console's idea and ripped it off into SEGA Dreamcast. That person (hint: he owns Pygonosis) got sued x 1000. Homer Simpson tried to use this once and he had nightmares and rolled around the floor screaming like a spaz.
Origin[]
In Early 1997, SEGA needed to avoid bankruptcy after the huge failures of there two shames Tails and the Cheese Maker and Sonic Crap World. It was designed to take the two shames off the shelves but later became part of a pyramid scheme by SEGA, so to keep them on budget, they decided to make a console that would give people NIGHTMARES, so they partnershipped with NightmareWorks and called their new console "SEGA NightmareCast".
Shames[]
Poo Poo Rocket boxart
Here are the list of shames they made for the console. They were later be put on the SEGA Sonic the Hedgehog, because of the console's banning.
- Sonic's Rubbish Adventure
- Sonic's Rubbish Adventure 2
- Tails' Rubbish Adventure
- Poo Poo Rocket
- Crazy Taxi Driver
- SegaPat Adventures (the only game that has nothing to do with anything that's rubbish / gay / dumb / the female productive organ)
- Tails' Rubbish Adventure 2
- Cretin Pet Radio
- Atsumare! Poo Poo Ensuite
- Sega Rally Poo
- Jurassic Cowpat for NightmareCast
- Soccer U2: Let's Make a Team!
- Cherry Miser
- Pecola's rubbish adventure, search for the Dipsy doodles
- Pop'n Music (because it's also a spooky shame)
Logo[]
SEGA NightMare Cast logo
EVIL!
IT'S THERE STARTUP FROM HELL (see --------> )
Trivia[]
- The NightmareCast is powered by Windows Crap Edition.