- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaH! (rolls around the floor and screaming) Do'h!"
- —''', Homer Simpson after using the console and subsequently getting nightmares from it.
- "Wasn't the NightmareCast originally called the Dreamcast?"
- —''', The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions on the NightmareCast
The Sega NightmareCast is a banned gaming console created by SEGA to give nightmares to children who are using the console to play SEGA shames. Later, someone stole the the console's idea and ripped it off into SEGA Dreamcast. That person (hint: he owns Pygonosis) got sued x 1000. Homer Simpson tried to use this once and he had nightmares and rolled around the floor screaming like a fucking retard.
In Early 1997, SEGA needed to avoid bankruptcy after the huge failures of there two shames Tails and the Cheese Maker and Sonic Crap World. It was designed to take the two shames off the shelves but later became part of a pramid scheme by SEGA, so to keep them on budget, they decided to make a console that would give people NIGHTMARES, so they called their new console "SEGA NightmareCast".
Here are the list of shames they made for the console. They were later be put on the SEGA Sonic the Hedgehog, because of the console's banning.
- Sonic's Rubbish Adventure
- Sonic's Rubbish Adventure 2
- Tails' Rubbish Adventure
- Poo Poo Rocket
- Crazy Taxi Driver
- SegaPat Adventures (the only game that has nothing to do with anything that's rubbish / gay / dumb / the female productive organ)
- Tails' Rubbish Adventure 2
- Cretin Pet Radio
- Atsumare! Poo Poo Ensuite
- Sega Rally Poo
- Jurassic Cowpat for NightmareCast
- Soccer U2: Let's Make a Team!
- Cherry Miser
- Pecola's rubbish adventure, search for the Dipsy doodles
LogoIT'S THERE STARTUP FROM HELL (see --------> )
- The NightmareCast is powered by Windows Crap Edition.
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