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Scary Maze Girl, and the idiot who decided to play her shame.

Ever wondered why people tell you to never FAIL at mazes? Well, the Scary Maze Girl is the reason why. The Scary Maze Girl is very scary and is the main Guy who scares people in the Scary Maze Shame.

History[]

ReganMacNeil the exorcist

Regan before she was possessed.

A long time ago in during the 1970s, the Scary Maze Girl was just a normal girl who went by the name Regan Macneil. This girl had an affinity for Mazes, since she always liked doing them on the newspaper back in the day. However, this girl also had massive OCD. When she began seeing her friends and colleagues doing mazes as well and FAILING miserably at them, even sometimes cheating at the mazes, her soul turned into a dark and twisted void.

Later on, some Demon from Iran or something made a deal with her to make sure that Anybody who failed at a maze would be punished greatly because of it. Though, Regan had to sacrifice her soul in order to do so, and the demon possessed her. That probably explains why she looks like a Zombie. People initially tried to get the demon out of her, but to no avail. The people who touched the walls in a maze would be jumpscared by Regan, and Get Screwed Up. That's how the Scary Maze Girl got her nickname.

Scared shoop da whoop

A victim of the Scary Maze Girl. Which turned out to be the "What's Wrong?" guy

In 2003, Some idiot decided to make a horror shame on Adobe Flash that explicitly pissed the girl off. This game was simply called the Maze, though most people know it by the Scary Maze Shame, an infamous prank where people go around in this maze and the Scary Maze Girl can scare the living Hell out of others. If you've been on the Internet for a while, I'm sure you know about the shame. Err... Don't play it if you don't want to become Shaggy Rogers. And, that's basically the entire backstory of the Scary Maze Girl. To this day, she's still scaring and killing people who are too Stupid to complete a maze.

Powers[]

So, you hit a wall on a Maze and you summoned the Scary Maze Girl. It's just a dead body that will scream at me very loudly, right...? WRONG. The Scary Maze Girl will make you DIE if you happen to fail a maze. Here are the types of spooky things she can do:

  • Scream Loudly
  • Spin her head like an Owl
  • Crawl like Spider-Man
  • Spit out acidic vomit that can melt some of the strongest materials
  • Use a cross to stab herself and any of her victims with

I know this may seem weak compared to most other guys, but the Scary Maze Girl is extremely hard to kill/get rid of. She WILL eventually kill you one way or another.

Trivia[]

  • Another Idiot wrote a novel about the Scary Maze Girl called The Exorcist as well as a Movie. The movie is very popular though, so the Scary Maze Girl is just as popular as guys like Jason Voorhees.
  • While she isn't attacking anyone, the Scary Maze Girl stays in bed. Possession can be very tiring.
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