Scampton

I BRING MY GYATT OUT TO YOU RIZZLERS!

—Scampton

Scampton, otherwise known by his stage name Scampton The Great, is a dude people think is an "alternate version" of Spamton G. Spamton created by the AU Machine for use in "rewritten chapters" or something when in fact, he is way older than both of those things and way older than even the Undefeatable Palace. For this humanity against card, he owes unanybody unanything unanymore, and in turn, was imprisoned for being way too unfunny. For his neutral special, Scampton wields a Pippis Popper.

Appearance[]

Scampton looks like a funny little jester man. He still has black hair underneath his hat just like normal Spamton, but to see it you have to beat him up and make him do funny Peppino poses. His hat and Big Shot Bow Tie have Pipis installed. He wears a cape because he gets cold very easily. Scampton also wears giant color contact lenses that go over his whole eye.

Backstory[]

He was born and raised in a family of time traveling street performers, to his dad Dad and mother Scampelle The Weight. He was born January 1, 0ABB (0 years After the Big Bang), before anything interesting happened in the UnUniverse. Since nothing was happening at the time, he decided to travel to the 90s, for which he mentored The Great Papyrus and The Great Cornholio for many years, teaching them how to wipe Tension Points on their bung holes. After that, they both learned his skill of teleportation, and ditched him for the worm he becomes if you keep rolling 6's. This left him with an empty nest, and so, like the great he is, he went to find new children to cultivate. One of the children was WaVegeta, but he was stupid, so he gave up cultivating.

He then became a comedian in the UnWorld and make light-hearted jokes about his bringing his heart out to some lady with big boobs, but nobody laughed, so then he went to the Dark UnWorld to make dark edgy jokes, but they weren't dark enough so they sent him to WaJail. But they couldn't send him to WaJail because a portal to there doesn't exist in the Dark UnWorld, so they just made him a house and put him on indefinite house arrest instead. He played along and had it be dungeon themed, with a functioning train network inside.

He liked his house/prison, but then some bored [High Ping] ass [Galoombas] showed up (looking at you Asriel), so he made them go fetch his car keys to his old El Camino. They found them, so he also asked that they find the key to his heart, and they found that. Finally, he asked for the key to his cell. But then they said no, so he went back in time to make them get the key to his cell first. They did, so he challenged them to a fight on his epic railway. They beat his ass up so he went back to the past until he beat their asses instead. But that never happened, so he just let the timeline play out as normal and became one of their items because he wanted to ~~see Junkil again~~ torment Junkil when they were both in Azz's pants.

Scampton got bored after a while, so time traveled to the End of Days, where he almost died to a steel pipe coming at him from 12487 hammer units per second, so went back to the past to play shitty shames that suck ass. This is where he met the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Currently, Scampton is trying to be funny, even stealing jokes from before they were invented. But that doesn't work for the same reason Waligion doesn't work. He will probably go back to the future to learn Clown-To-Clown Communication when he is ready.

Powers[]

Time travel
Being able to withstand the Big Bang as it's happening
Being able to exist in space
The April Fools' Boost
As of just now, Clown-To-Clown Communication
Blast
Metamorphosis
Teleportation

Weapons[]

Anvil
Cards
Pipis
Pippis Popper
Multiple circulatory organs
Mini-Mes

Trivia[]

Scampton was accused of Samuel Edward Ratchett's murder on the Orient Express.
Scampton is the majority shareholder of the Honkai Star Rail.
Scampton pretends to be a member of the UnAnything Team to edit the UnAnything Wiki, though she won't tell you why.
Scampton is one of the greatest Blast users of all time due to the fact he can move his heart closer to the enemy.
Scampton has a place in England named after his greatness because he is, in fact, great.
Scampton will turn into ice cream if his skin dips under 69°F (20°C). This may be because he was replaced by a gas whey clone, but we're not sure.