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Sawyer doesn't have her electrolarynx

Legalize Brutally murdering people

Sawyer the Cleaner

Fredericia Sawyer also known by her nickname Sawyer the Cleaner is a young lady who specializes in corpse disposal. She is known for being a total sociopath and having to talk through an electrolarynx due to her throat being cut open accidentally by her ex in a "mistake of love." She is friends with Lotton the Wizard and Shenhua. Sawyer has serious emotional and mental issues as she suffers from depression and has frequent mood swings. Sawyer has other ways of communication via facial expressions, tickling, and writing letters on people's skin. She is the most disturbing member of the Goths because of her several rants on how she wants to legalize murder. As such, she cannot have her electrolarynx with her during Goth meetings, which usually end with her curling up into the fetal position and crying like a little bitch.

The History of The Cleaner[]

We don't know a lot about her past except that Sawyer is the cleaner that various [[[:Category |Gangs]]] rely on for corpse disposal and brutally murdering people in order to send a message. She was born in a shithole called UnUnited Kingdom and forced herself to eat British Food. We also know that her throat was cut open by her ex-partner in a "mistake of love," and because of that, her voice box was damaged beyond repair, leaving her no choice but to use an electrolarynx in order to speak. Sawyer has a legitimate business, though ironically, Sawyer Works in a meat packing business that specializes in pork. So she basically packs the meat of Pig. However, her other workplace looks alright. It's not complex, just a morgue, a large freezer, meat hooks, and an Teletubby Land Acid Lake Acid bath that she uses to dispose of corpses. She frequently collaborates with her good and possibly best friend Bunny the Undertaker for ridding of corpses at the Captain 0 Land graveyard. And because her association with Shenhua and just like Lotton is a part of the Hong Kong Triad by association with Shenhua.

Just like Lotton, Sawyer was at the Yellow Flag as a freelance bounty hunter to capture a person named Jane because some cowboy named Russell said so. But nobody noticed her because of her Goth clothing until she asked Russell to reveal the new recruits. This made Shenhua confused because she thought this emo-looking bitch was a new recruit. But Sawyer literally told her that she hired her last Tuesday because last Tuesday Shenhua dropped off a man to be made an example because he stole UnDollars from the sigma master Mister Chang. And everyone was surprised as they never really saw the cleaner's face because she always wears the protective gear. After that little mess, they went after Jane. And Sawyer grabbed her favorite weapon the Chainsaw. Unlike Lotton the Wizard who barely did anything before being shot down by Revy. Sawyer tried to actively hunt down Jane and Rock. And when she got them trapped on a roof, Sawyer went on a long monologue and threatening to cut off their hands and feet because she survived getting her throat cut. Then they can survive losing their limbs. But a Bomb went off causing Sawyer to stumble, fall and lost her electrolarynx. And because that's the only way for her to speak causing Sawyer to have a mental breakdown and yeeting her chainsaw off the roof which possibly killed a random Teletubby and proceeded to curl up into the fetal position Revy showed up and blamed rock for Sawyer's crying and proceeded to call her a sensitive bitch and leaving before the roof collapsed after that our favorite sigma male Lotton the Wizard arrived after using his bulletproof vest to survive getting shot and he volunteered to take Shenhua to a hospital but decided to take Sawyer with him because she was still in a state of mental breakdown

After the failure that was capturing Jane Sawyer would join the goths and let me tell you she creeped out everyone and Judgment Boy wanted to kill her for obvious reasons but Nightmarionne said no and decided to let her join which uhm went as well as you can expect as she began talking about her job as a cleaner. Which made "Hip Choice" really mad to the point where he decided to come up with the best idea he decided to ask Nightmarionne to take away her electrolarynx so she isn't able to talk. and so that happened and currently she isn't allowed to have her electrolarynx with her during meetings.

During Roberta's revenge-fueled rampage she along with her best buddies Lotton the Wizard and Shenhua tried to stop her killing many members of the UnUnited Nations on the way but when they fought Roberta everything went to hell as she Broke Shenhua's knives by biting them so hard they shattered into pieces and disassembled sawyers chainsaw and if it wasn't for Lotton yet again saving the day but at the cost of getting kicked in the Pingas they would've been killed. After Chuck Norris arrived and beat Roberta. Sawyer and Friends got their payment from Mister Chang the Rizz master.

After all of that Shenhua decided that they became freelancers and proceeded to give them an offer to live in her house Sawyer and Lotton accepted her offer and currently, the cleaner lives with Shenhua. Playing shames with Lotton and Doing her daily jobs as a cleaner

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