A typical, salty, juicy (🤨) sausage
A sausage is a meat made in the Mushroom Kingdom in order to help toads eat well and give better pizza tastes and earn more money, there's a million reasons why they made Sausages. But all we need to be thankful for is that Sausages are good on pizzas and have their own meat feast flavour, with another meat that looks like sweet choco salty balls but better (sorry eric).
Things its used for[]
- Traditional UnUnited Kingdom dinner (sausages and chips with beans (optional)
- DINNER MAH BOI
- Eating
- Slapping people with it
- Putting on pizza
- Putting on gravy with it
- Whipping INSANE OSC FANS
- Punishing bad people and sending them to Hell
- Used in shows:
Trivia[]
- It is a cameo topping in Pizza Tower.