That ring though.

Saturn is the 6th planet from the Sun. OH PARDON ME. ITS THE 5TH PLANET BECAUSE MERCURY GOT DESTROYED IN THE FUTURE. It has rings made out of alien poo. This is why you can see lots of aliens squatting if you are in a spaceship next to Saturn. You can also see many retards specialized men near the glorious SATURN.

THE VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

There was a video game made in 2009 called Spaceship To Saturn. It has 5 levels which are kinda hard. Saturn is really famous and that is why it gets this video game. It is not called a shame because it is Chuck Norris's favorite game and he said it should not be called a shame.


These things live on Saturn. They're weird.

If you live on Saturn

You die.

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