Santa in Teletubby land is an episode of Teletubbies! the official bootleg series. It is episode 4 of season 6. In the episode the Teletubbies shoot down Santa.
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The episode begins in Teletubby Land, where Daa Daa is monitoring the airspace around Teletubby land. All airplanes are steering clear of Teletubby Land’s EEZ and into international airspace. Suddenly a new dot appears on his map and is marked as Unknown Aircraft and Daa Daa sends a message to Laa-Laa and Alt 2.0 that they must force the craft into landing at Teletubby land.
Meanwhile, on Santa’s sleigh, which is the unidentified aircraft, Santa is singing the magical dream bed song when he is cornered by Laa Laa and Alt 2.0 in their F16 fighter jets and Santa gets worried, however there is poor visibility so the don’t know what it is. Then Laa Laa opens fire on Santa and this damages the sleigh but it is still intact. Santa then detaches his reindeer from the sleigh and turns on its secret engine. The pilots see this as a distraction and chase them away and shoot them dead and the dead deer fall into the ocean. Then Santa’s sleigh reappears in the clouds and then the Teletubbies open fire on the sleigh again but the sleigh has a Christmas magic shield and the Teletubbies then gain on him. Alt 2.0 fires a device onto the sleigh that would interfere with its system and cause the sleigh to fly higher, distracting Santa and giving the pilots enough time to fire a missile, destroying the engine.
The sleigh then crashes onto the lawn outside of the home dome and then Tonky Wonky and Daa-Daa run out of the house they soon discover it is Santa and then they drag him into the home dome living room where they pester him with questions and then because he trespassed in Teletubby Land, he must serve one year in prison in Teletubby Land. Santa says that the Teletubbies are on the Naughty List but then the Teletubbies accuse him because he trespassed into Teletubby land
Meanwhile the next morning at Sweet Cap’n cakes’s shop, everyone gets up in their bedroom in the loft above their shop and KK goes to the living room which is also above their shop to turn on the TV. He is shocked by the news that Santa went missing and rumors are spreading that he must have been shot down in Teletubby land and is nobody knows whether if he is alive or not. KK runs back to the bedroo and cries. Cap’n comes to his room and asks what happened and he said that Santa was kidnapped and possibly dead. Then Sweet comes in and says that KK has always took advantage of his fear of Santa by saying “Ho Ho Ho”. Now if something bad happened to Santa, sweet would leave Sweet Cap’n cakes and rejoin the Mechanus Alliance. Sweet skips out of the shop and heads to the alliance’s headquarters in the UnWorld.
Back in teletubby land, Santa is forced to build an air base for the Teletubby Army’s Air Force division . He is given 3 chances to be able to deliver presents. otherwise the Teletubbies will execute him. He builds it successfully in the course of 15 weeks. His second task is to build a river to connect the Teletubby Land acid lake with the ocean. That way, vessels will have easy access to the Teletubby Land acid lake and river. However, he accidentally drains the lake in the process. He now has 2 chances.
A week after the lake incident, the lake was refilled with acid OVER 9000 times more deadly than the last one. The Teletubbies have just fallen asleep when the they are awoken by loud Christmas music from outside. Daa Daa comes outside and sees the Effective Liberation Fighting Squad or E.L.F.S, elves that are trained to wear pressure suits and jet packs with emergency parachutes. They are here to bring back Santa Claus but the Teletubbies respond with a chase in an attack helicopter. Then the ELFS summon Bernard, the lead elf who is a mechanic suit that tower over the rest of the elves. He grabs the attack helicopter and crushes in his hand and eats it. And then 2 giant subwoofers slide out from hatches on his suit, then he plays extremely loud Christmas music but the Teletubbies are immune to this and then Tonky Wonky climbs to a anti aircraft laser on the home dome and fires it, cutting of the subwoofers and the armor on the suit’s front. Bernard gets really angry and then a tv and new speakers with helicopter rotors attach themselves to Bernard’s mecha suit. Then before h e can attack, Astro Detainer Skibidi Toilet kills Bernard and chases away the rest of the E.L.F.S
Then Santa miserably fails both of his last 2 chances on the same day whilst trying to build a bunker for nuclear attacks or when the baby sun fires its laser. They try to execute Santa but KK shows up at the last moment and saves him but KK gets shot dead by Po, who returned for a short period. Then they proceed to dump Santa in buttermilk, then deep fry him, then the Teletubbies eat his corpse and gain superpowers. Then they replace Christmas with a holiday called Santafail that marks the victory of Teletubbies over Santa. Then The Teletubbies annex the North Pole and millions of elves lose their old jobs and become Teletubby slaves. the End