Say "Santa Claus."
Santa Claus.
HO-HO-HO!!!
—Santa Claus, every now and then.
Santa Claus is a 42-million-year-old wizard who lives in Hogwarts. He is the president of Christmas and the owner of over 3,000,000 elves. He is married to Mrs. Claus. And apparently, he knows where we all live.
Life[]
Santa Claus was created by Jesus so kids would care about his birthday. Jesus then created elves to do all of Santa's biddings. Santa built his workshop from nearly pure, soldified hydrogen oxide. In 1356, it was becoming harder for him to deliver Christmas presents, so he made a sleigh that ran on nitrous and rockets. He installed Jarvis in his sleigh to assist him while delivering lame presents for kids. In 1523, he built a larger factory make more toys for mid evil brats. In 1926, Santa was hit hard by the great depression, and lost lotsa money. Today he is suffering from the lack of kids believing in him.
He one day went caroling with Jack Frost for no reason other than to just slap some idiot named The Grinch 10,000,000,000 times.
SO YOU STUPID KIDS BETTER BELIEVE IN SANTA, OR ELSE HE WILL DIE!
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- A guy dressed up as Santa appeared in Fat Guys In The Woods.
- He has a polar bear clone, which is the father of Mint.
- He was once kidnapped by Lock
Naughty or Nice
Looks over the list he made and checks it twice before discovering your name in the Naughty section. Upon finding out, he flies to your house in his sleigh and drops a nuke down your chimney and says "Merry Christmas!" as the bomb explodes.
Naughty or Nice
Looks over the list he made and checks it twice before discovering your name in the Naughty section. Upon finding out, he flies to your house in his sleigh and drops a nuke down your chimney and says "Merry Christmas!" as the bomb explodes.