Sans

Not to be confused with Patrick Star or his former self

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This means it is among the best UnAnything has to offer! It has been WANTED as of November 2021! Treat it with respect! Go here to see all WANTED articles.

heya kiddo it's me sans

—sans, i'm pretty sure

Sans
Sans playing trombone. Note that he is actually dooting, whatever that means.
Iden­tity
Name	Sans
AKA	Comic Sans; LE FUNNEH SKELETON
Gen­der	Male
Traits
Eye color	Usually blue, but while using telekinesis, his left eye flashes blue and yellow.
Spec­ies	Skeleton
Life
Home	Snowdin
Edu­ca­tion	Le Undertale University
Mind
Likes	Telling good jokes; having a better fandom.
Dis­likes	Telling bad jokes, FANGIRLS.
Stats
Pow­ers	Summoning bones and gaster blasters; telekinesis; can kill people by making bad puns.
Un­Rank	1337

sans as seen his his secret boss fite in earthbound (found in lumine hall)

Sans is a skeleton that speaks in the font Comic Sans MS, and makes bad puns, which he can weaponize. Even when he makes a good joke, it often isn't even all that funny, because they he speaks in such an annoying font. He and his brother Papyrus refuse to tell how they even speak in such a font, though. Also, he has a habit of killing genocidal children.

History

Sans moved to Snowdin with his younger brother, Papyrus. No one knows their original town; many think it's "fhfjkehfeaufsisf". He and his brother escaped the Underground with all of the other monsters, and lived on the surface.

After annoying a genocidal child to death with bad puns and saving the monsters, the Annoying Dog decided to make him and his brother the guardians of PUNishment, which is basically deciding what happens to jerks.

Sans has been known to slack off during wars, such as during the Teletubby War, however, he did fight in World War III, and T-Posed on hundreds of Nazis.

Abilities

Sans is known to have many abilities, so here is a list of them:

• Telekinesis
• Teleportation
• Giving a bad time, AKA engaging in a fight.
• Summoning Gaster Blasters, which are kind of like huge laser guns.
• Deadly Puns
• Summoning Bones
• T-Posing

Copies

There are known to be many, many, many, many, many artificial copies of Sans, created by fangirls on Tumblr when they realized that Sans didn't want to marry them. It is known that Sans Undertale Jr. is one of the copies, and his business partner is a copy of Papyrus. There's also another copy going around by the name of Pickle Sans. Don't trust him.

Trivia

sans as seen in Deltarune

• He copied his theme from Homestuck (It was Aradia Megido's VRISKA'S ON THE ALBUM ART AND IT ENDS WITH HER LEITMOTIF!!!). YOU COPIER!
  • The above was also copied from EarthBound. YOU COPY COPIER! (This is proof that Sans is Ness.)
• His song was created by Napstablook, though most think it is Toby Fox (or the Annoying Dog).
• Some people, such as PatMat, theorize that Sans is actually Patrick Star. This is incorrect, since Sans is actually Ness from EarthBound.
• Sans is actually highly intelligent, like his father(?), W.D. Gaster, and his brother, Papyrus.
• Sans is a boss in Super Mario Project Nexus.
• Sans' best friend is Cuphead.
• Sans is an eirmonger.