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She's looking right into your soul.....

Sandy Cheeks is a squirrel that was forced to live in the ocean called Bikini Bottom because, she did many crimes when she was in Texas. She created a treedome in the Bikini Bottom and changed her identity into Sandy Cheeks so, the squirrel police will never find her. Her real name was actually Sandgrain Chicklet.

Early Life

When she was 4 years old, she fell down in to a hole. When she woke up, an evil Teletubby called Po hypnotized her to be evil. When she was completely hypnotized, she started murdering all the Oompa Loompa. Then she killed a girl named Justin Bieber that we're all happy about.


She is a squirrel with a suit and has no eyes. Creepy isn't it?