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A propaganda poster from the year 1997 featuring St. Bob.

Saint Robert Glaspants, better known as Saint Bob in Celtic, was a clone of SpongeBob.

Creation and Death[]

He was created by Saint Patrick to be his vice president. Due to the attack of Pou, he created Saint Edward (Who was a clone of Squidward), to protect the country as a warrior. However, he was not killed because he was made out of cellulose derived from wood pulp, sodium sulphate, and hemp fiber, not flesh.

Twenty years later, a super criminal named Peppa Pig confused him as a Leprechaun so she killed him and also Saint Edward. Saint Patrick fled to Cock Island instead.

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