Sailor Guardians

The Sailor Guardians (Or Sailor Scouts for UnAmericans) are a bunch of (mostly) female superheros that fight bad guys in order to protect the Solar System. They generally wear absurdified Japanese school uniforms.

History[]

Sometime in the past, there was a mysterious alien race that wanted to claim planets for clout. These aliens were ruled over by Princess Serenity (She isn't a queen since those terms are swapped in their culture). There were also a council of 8 or 9 aliens who had a lot of power in the race, just under Princess Serenity's power. They discovered the Solar System and started to take over each of the planets. They stopped when Serenity fell in love with Prince Endymion, one of the former princes of the UnUnited Kingdom. Said alien race by the way slowly died from other alien races, and they weren't stopped taking over the rest of the Solar System mainly because the Undefeatables didn't care much for the other planets. Though they were able to help Japan during The Fish War at least.

One day, Serenity was killed from the Black Moon Clan, whom nobody knows about. As for the other guardians, most of them either burned to death, drowned, froze to death, or simply died from old age. These aliens were reincarnated into human beings that live on Earth now. Luna awakened Sailor Moon, and they eventually awakened Sailor Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus. Sailor Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto were awakened for other unknown reasons and they awakened Sailor Saturn. Sailor Chibi Moon is from the future, so yeah.

Speaking of the future, Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask will eventually marry each other and live on the moon, creating a new heavenly civilization there. They will have a kid named Chibiusa Tsukino, and she'll help the other Sailor Guardians in the past. Everyone on the Moon except for Sailor Moon will Asplode in 6027 when a bunch of Happycat Clones NEDM the Moon to death. It's believed that this event may be when Eternal Sailor Moon gets converted into Sailor Cosmos. Coincidentally enough, every other Sailor Guardian was there so they DIED. Except for Pluto

Members of the Sailor Guardians[]

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Sailor Senshi — Another photo of the Sailor Guardians ganged up in one photo. A toy doll is there to replace Tuxedo Mask. (He was busy)

Sailor Moon: The leader of the group and the most popular one. She's a crybaby and a bit of a kultz (as said by herself).
Sailor Mercury: The girl who is as smart as Dr. Robotnik but has no clue what a Shame is. She uses Ice attacks.
Sailor Venus: The first Sailor Guardian of them all, believe it or not. She uses metal and used to be called Sailor V. sadly she had to retire after being put in a wheelchair for her broken legs that were inflicted by Super 17
Sailor Mars: The one who can get rid of spirits due to some magical Japanese stuff. She burns others and Sailor Moon in order to protect Tuxedo Mask. She got punched and died by A certain android
Sailor Jupiter: The one who is a tomboy. She likes Professor Oak and uses lightning like Zeus. She has close ties to Hilbert and Hilda. She was later dropped into the Wa-Machine that later created Shadow Jupiter a evil version of Jupiter who is under the control of Gargos and Omen
Sailor Saturn: The one who is edgy and can just straight up Asplode planets. Sailor Saturn dies at least once a week. Is also a Pokemon Trainer.
Sailor Uranus: The one who is a lesbian. She's in love with Sailor Neptune, and uses a Sword as her weapon! It causes Earthquakes, sweet!
Sailor Neptune: The one who copies other Sailor Guardians. She is a lesbian like Sailor Uranus, uses Water moves like Sailor Mercury, and uses a Mirror made of Metal, which Sailor Venus's element is.
Sailor Pluto: The one who guards a door. That's it, we think it's because that door can travel through time. (Deceased, killed by Luna But was later revived as a puppet by Sasori and as such has frequent panic attacks while guarding the akatsuki hq door But she was kidnapped by Cinder because they needed a door guard for the unbeatable palace her mortal body was restored but she had too much trauma and started self harming so she gets Requires daily hugs from someone so Yuugi Becomes the nicest oni so she doesn't commit die)
Sailor Planet X (Unknown to exist, was likely killed by Sailor Saturn)
Sailor Chibi Moon: The small one. She is the daughter of Sailor Moon and helps boost her attacks when needed. Sailor Chibi Moon is friends with Sailor Saturn for no other reason than she helped her one time with her School Books.
Tuxedo Mask/Sailor Earth: The only man of the group. He doesn't do much, aside from throw roses and give advice to the other Sailor Guardians. Sailor Moon still loves him though.

There is no Sailor Sun because the Sun is a jerk. Either that, or it's some random pony named Pegasus according to some conspiracy theorists and Sailor Chibi Moon. This horse does Nothing except for neighing.

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Sailor Virgin Media and Pals[]

The UnUnited Kingdom once discovered that their former prince was with an ancestor of a Sailor Guardian, so they wanted to cash in like Japan and grew some bootleg Sailor Guardians in a lab. Sailor Virgin Media is an example of these bootleg British Guardians. They generally have the head of the brand logo they represent with a Sailor Guardian body. You should hate them, so that's why we won't list them here.

Louie's Notes

Their blood when combined tastes like a combination of mint, chili peppers, roses, Wumpa Fruit, metal, rocks, seawater, Immortality eggs, arsenic, and love for some reason. Recommended for growing Super Sailor Moons to grow into strong Eternal Sailor Moons!

~~I swear to god I only put them in here for Usagi's Undefeatable Transformation.~~

Louie's Notes

Their blood when combined tastes like a combination of mint, chili peppers, roses, Wumpa Fruit, metal, rocks, seawater, Immortality eggs, arsenic, and love for some reason. Recommended for growing Super Sailor Moons to grow into strong Eternal Sailor Moons!

~~I swear to god I only put them in here for Usagi's Undefeatable Transformation.~~