Sagetopolis died on the way back to its home planet.
The subject of this article has been retconned out of existence. This page has been kept on the wiki for historical or legacy reasons.
Sagetopolis died on the way back to its home planet.
The subject of this article has been retconned out of existence. This page has been kept on the wiki for historical or legacy reasons.
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Sagetopolis
Sagetopolis, lesser known as Satantopolis, is the main capital of the non-existent empire. The emperor (or empress) lives in Saget Castle, which is why Sagetopolis is noted in the first place. Meanwhile, peasants live in small shacks surrounding Saget Castle. Sagetopolis was created by Satanists under the original first rule of The Mysterious Man. It was advertised as a beautiful place for Satanists to live in.
The castle was created by Satanists who wanted a place where their newfound emperor at the time (Starscream) would live in. Ever since, it has been tradition that the Emperor MUST live in Saget Castle. The only one to avoid this tradition was The Chosen One; as the castle was too fragile to contain his anger.
History[]
The story of Sagetopolis goes back to 1859. Back then, the Satanist Empire was only a small group living together under Antarctica. Under the first rule of The Mysterious Man, Satanists created Sagetopolis; of course named after the one and only.. Bob Saget. It was actually called Saget Town before; but it was only briefly named that because the person who suggested the name was weird; therefore they picked a new name: Sagetopolis. Bob Saget was fine with a town being named after him; after all, it wasn't copyrighted anyways, plus he actually really liked the fact that there was a town named after him.
The castle was created in late 19th century, during the reign of Luigi. Luigi was forced to live like everybody else in a personal shack (a very large one), and it felt too small to be considered a home for royalty. Therefore, his subjects spent 2 years demolishing his old shack and building a castle in its place to hold the Emperor during their indefinite reign. The castle handled Luigi's long reign for some reason; especially since he was so big with spending. After Luigi's reign ended, it was his final order that decreed that any new emperor MUST live in Saget Castle for the remainder of their reign. The only exception was The Chosen One, since the castle could not contain his anger.
The original Sagetopolis was destroyed in 5008 AD, after the U.S government found out the location of the Empire using radar tech. Due to Satanists iconizing Sagetopolis, they decided to rebuild it. It took them 4 years to rebuild the castle AND their homes, but at last, in 5012 AD, Sagetopolis was finally rebuilt.
Features Of the Castle[]
- Whenever someone walks in the castle, MANY Bob Saget clones will greet you, but if your good, they will kill you.
- At the top of it, the boss of the Satanist Empire, Evil Captain 0 sits in his throne
- Doc McStuffins guards the place, sitting at the top of the castle.
- There's a trap sign that reads "Dearest subjects Captain 0, Good Captain 1, our emperor Evil Captain 0 is in this trapdoor." It never works though.