Sadness Combat

Sadness Combat is a TV show, and it's also a spin-off of Madness Combat, which takes place in an alternate UnUniverse with alternate versions of Madness Combat characters. Sadness Combat is about a bunch of grunts killing each other, but with more saddening.

Sadness Combat used to be exclusive to Nickelodeon, but it later started airing on the Teletubbies Broadcasting Company.

Characters[]

Note: "AU" means "Alternate UnUniverse".

Wank J. Wimbleton: Also known as "White Hank", she is a female version of Hank, and she is also the main character of Sadness Combat.
Sansford: He's an alternate version of Sanford who dies in episode 9, but later, he gets brought back to life as a A.T.P. Soldat with an eye similar to Sans.
Deismoke: He's an alternate version of Deimos who wears orange clothing. Unlike Deimos, Deismoke hates smoking, despite his name being "Deismoke".
Jebus Khrist: Known as "Alt. Jesus" in this TV show, he's a stupid ass imposter of Jesus Christ.
Tiky: He is a sussy clown who replaces Tricky the Clown (who is Tiky's rip-off, according to Tiky himself) in this show.
Satan: He's the main villain of Sadness Combat, and he's also the leader of the A.A.W.W., which stands for "Agency Against Wank Wimbleton".
Alt. Sheriff: He's an alternate version of the Sheriff who plays a bigger role in this TV show.
Mag Agent: N: He's a mag agent who fights White Hank in episodes 7 and 9.
Pank J. Wimbleton: Also known as "Pink Hank", he is an evil clone of White Hank who is male, unlike White Hank. He first appears in episode 7.
Hank Anti Gacha Gaming: Marine Corps Combat Veteran who appears in episode 12 (not out yet).

Episodes[]

E1: "Boombox, But Different" White Hank brings a boombox to a park and starts playing MEGALOVANIA. Everybody in the park, including Alt. Jesus, hated MEGALOVANIA, so White Hank kills them all.
E2: "Redemption" White Hank tries to be a better person, but Alt. Sheriff bans MEGALOVANIA, so she tries to kill him. However, White Hank gets shot in the head by Alt. Jesus.
E3: "Vengeance" White Hank tries to kill Alt. Sheriff, but Tiky tries to stop her, but he FAILS!!! White Hank then gets chased by robots, but she defeats the robots by splashing them with water. Alt. Sheriff tries to escape on a floating platform, but White Hank is also on that floating platform. White Hank then points her shotgun at the Alt. Sheriff, but Alt. Jesus stabs her. White Hank then kills both Alt. Jesus and Alt. Sheriff. However, White Hank forgot to stop herself from bleeding, so she also DIES.
E4: "ApotheoASS" White Hank breaks into an A.A.W.W. base. Tiky challenges White Hank to a rap battle, but White Hank shoots him instead. Alt. Jesus then challenges White Hank to a rap battle. White Hank hates rap battles, so Alt. Jesus shoots her. White Hank then blows up herself and Alt. Jesus, killing the both of them.
E5: "Desperate" Tiky survives from getting shot in episode 4. The entire episode is just White Hank and Tiky slapping each other for four minutes straight, until they both get shot by the Sheriff, who is alive again and now has stitches on his face. After that, Sansford and Deismoke get crushed by a building, but *spoiler alert* they survive.
E6: "Anti-Happy" White Hank comes back to life and chases Alt. Sheriff, who escapes using a car. White Hank steals a truck, and then she jumps on Alt. Sheriff's car, which falls off a cliff, causing White Hank and the Sheriff to be anti-happy, leaving the episode on a cliffhanger.
E7: "ConsTURDnation" Alt. Sheriff survives the car crash, but White Hank isn't as lucky, since she landed on a massive pile of turds, which killed her. Alt. Jesus brings White Hank back to life, and they find Alt. Sheriff and kill him. However, White Hank gets killed by Pink Hank, who was created by Alt. Sheriff before he DIED. Pink Hank then shoots Alt. Jesus, and the episode ends on another cliffhanger.
E8: "InDUMBation" Alt. Jesus survives getting shot, and then he kills Pink Hank. Jebus then tries to destroy Satan and the A.A.W.W., but this plan fails, since *spoiler alert* Satan kills Alt. Jesus.
E9: "EGGregation" Sansford and Deismoke find White Hank's dead body. While Deismoke fights for his life, Sansford starts bringing White Hank back to life. However, Sansford gets killed by Dr. Eggman while bringing White Hank back to life, causing White Hank to have a robot arm. White Hank kills Dr. Eggman and Mag Agent: N, and the episode ends when she and Deismoke begin fighting Satan.
E10: "A-bruh-gation" White Hank and Deismoke fight Stygian, who retreats. White Hank and Deismoke find Satan, but Pink Hank, who somehow came back to life, interrupts the fight, and he fuses with Satan, leaving the episode on, you guessed it, another cliffhanger, which is a big "bruh" moment.
E11: "Purge" Pink Hank, now fused with Satan, traps White Hank and Deismoke in Hell. White Hank and Deismoke manage to kill Pink Hank's minions and escape Hell. Meanwhile, Satan breaks free from Pink Hank, causing the both of them to be no longer fused together. Satan then escapes while White Hank and Deismoke kill Pink Hank.

Trivia[]

Unlike Madness Combat, Sadness Combat is not created by the Hank Gang.