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Sackboy is a very tiny but very powerful woolly god. One of creation and one of DESTRUCTION!!

He has his very own shame which is called LittleBigPlanet which is ONLY for PlayStations. He also can be told what to look like and all you have to do is press square and tell him what to wear! And did we forget to mention that he is among the shortest being in the entire UnUniverse?

He apparently hates Kirby because Kirby says he's cuter when Sackboy says he’s obviously cuter. This was proven true. To most people, Sackboy is just seen as a not-so small speck that moves and uses polystyrene to make a square (or 2).

Sackboy is made out of little tiny balls known as beads which contain anti-matter which get less heavy with each new go-go gadget he creates. We don’t know how, but don’t question it! Sackboy is also accompanied by his friends Oddsock, Toggle and Swoop as they build and stomp their way through the imagisphere.

Who is this cloth kid?[]

Fine, we’ll go into detail.

Sackboy stands with creativity by playing, creating and sharing. That’s why the motto for his first shame was “Play, Create, Share.” which has been gone for a long time sadly :(

Trivia[]

  • He is almost unseen to normal people, including you.
  • He is also a good builder, as he has made houses, cars, guns, TVs and even BOATS!!
  • He is possibly one of the least durable characters on UnAnything - one spike, 1 minute underwater, one electrical arc, one plasma ball, two fireballs or contact with [[Wario]] will kill him.
  • All of his creations might one day die when Sony says he's not good enough anymore. Oh wait, that already happened on these consoles. The PS4 is for some reason unaffected.
    • That aged well.
  • Sackboy become an Undefeatable when not only did he climb Mount DIE twice, he also got shot 89 times and LIVED!! Then he woke up and discovered it was just a dream. That sucks.
  • Sackboy is often the subject of testing Angry Birds BOMBS!!! Why? No clue!
    • Sometimes, it’s even those bloody SHARK SURVIVALS!!!
      • Oh yeah? What about MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!! *epic musik!*
  • The amount of times cloth kid has killed Justin Beaver or other hated characters is too high for even Jesus Christ to remember.
  • He doesn’t talk, instead some British guy narrates his feelings.
  • He can also get ji-WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS UP.
  • Sackboy has expressed interest in becoming an associate to the Undefeatables.
  • He once appeared in a fever dream music video from Japan because they had the best community creators.
  • There’s actually 2 more songs with MVs done in his shame. 1 is another Japanese song and the other is a British song.
  • Sackpeople can fit into photo booths. How many? 16.
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    Beat Crusaders - Phantom Planet - LittleBigPlanet Music Video

    One time Sackboy tried a baggy of Some kind of object, and this was his fever dream.

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