SWEETHEART is the rightful ruler of SWEETHEART'S CASTLE in HEADSPACE, democratically elected to be the ULTIMATE SUPREME LEADER by the native population of Goombas. She is currently married to Kazuichi Soda for the simple fact they both have gay-ass pink hair. (Never mind they just got divorced 12 seconds ago.) Despite being called SWEETHEART, she is more of a sourheart. You can also say she's soulless because she sold her soul to Willy Wonka.
Physical Beauty (Prettiness)[]
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Obey SWEETHEART, destroy CAPT. SPACEBOY!
SWEETHEART to her subjects (such as math and science) has been touted has the most pulchritudinous thing they've ever seen, and this is true; we hold these truths to be self evident. She also has a glory hole in the middle of her tummy, which is extra hot, and wears clothes most would assume are pretty and good looking to cover up this hole.
Biography[]
Captialism Ho!
SWEETHEART started out as a good for nothing Donut somewhere in the UnWorld. This was boring for her so she developed arms and legs and began walking to a brothel where she'd become a strip poker dealer for loads of money. Entranced by money she started printing and distributing NFTs of herself, as well as having an OnlyFans where she'd sell her body for cash. This got her enough money to by a castle from Celestia Ludenberg for $567,492,079. It came with a lot of cool stuff but unfortunately it wasn't good enough for her so she ate it and became Super Fat.
Her ratings fell out of the roof because she was fat and had to resort to hypnotizing everyone into thinking she's not fat. This worked for a while until Natural News made a hit piece on her. It was about about her being fartitudinous instead of pulchritudinous and being manipulative with her hypnotism. This written form of slander caught Willy Wonka's attention who'd let her HEADSPACE with some of her cat and dog maids to build a new castle out of pure imagination at the price of her soul. The new castle came was made with pink, as well as light red stuff.
However Bowser during construction showed up thinking SWEETHEART was Princess Peach and killed her ending her life when he got mad she wasn't Peach. SWEETHEART respawned from her pink bed and killed Bowser back and stole some of his minions from him who'd complete the castle for her.
However her rule has been a tenuous one wrought with famine and droughts and pestilence. Though, her subjects are big stupid Goombas and don't notice how they DIE all the time, she still maintains her power by whipping everyone into submission, as Goombas do not have human rights to be violated. Eventually OMORI would show up and kill her a second time so he could liberate the Goombas and make them free, however they built her another castle, and sent OMORI to the shadow realm by lynching him.
Today[]
SWEETHEART has gone back to making OnlyFans again and back into dating. You might think this would be a major red flag for her partners, but for some reason nobody notices or cares for some reason. She's now also made vanity sets of herself as well as a bunch of crap branded as herself you'll never need, of course all sold by Spamton G. Spamton.
Trivia[]
- SWEETHEART's love is as good as gold, which is why she stole her own love from herself so nobody else could steal it.
- She is not an Impostor.
- SWEETHEART tastes like Bread. Only Louie knows this.
- We don't know where all that fat went. Maybe it went away when Bowser killed her for the first time.
- Her acting career started when she started acting like a toddler.