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Goddamn it, Mario! You’ve been playing with my magic door haven’t you?

SMG4, trying to finally show this to you after working his entire life.

SMG4 is a clone of Mario who loves going on YouTube, and he owns a company known as Glitch Productions.

History[]

Chuck Norris got bored, so he decided to create multiple guardian pods (which are basically giant USB drives) and sent them to random locations. One of the guardian pods landed in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario later found that guardian pod, and he opened it, releasing SMG4. Due to Mario's stupidity, SMG4 lost brain cells, so he decided to become a YouTuber. However, this was a mistake, since SMG4 lost even MOAR brain cells!

While SMG4 continued making YouTube videos, Mario found another guardian pod, which released SMG4's evil older brother, SMG3. SMG4 then noticed that SMG3 was stealing his ideas. SMG4 and SMG3 became enemies ever since.

After defeating SMG3 for the 69th time, SMG4 eventually got more subscribers than SuperMarioLogan, which is not surprising, since SuperMarioLogan is a unfunny n00b WHO IS SO STINKY!!! >:(

Thankfully, SMG4 is funny! :)

SMG4 later went on a trip to Japan, and thus began an unhealthy anime obsession. It got so bad that he even turned a watermelon into an anime girl. This (unsurprisingly) pissed off the horny cops and they sentenced him to life in Horny Jail. Mario then broke SMG4 out of Horny Jail, but only because he wanted to live his life annoying SMG4 forever (something tells me SMG4 preferred Horny Jail). However, his evil twin SMG3 never went to Horny Jail, because he really likes Tari, who also likes Tapakapa, because he has tried to ASPLODE.

Trivia[]

  • SMG4 is SMG3's younger brother.
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