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OSHOOT! THERE’S TOO MANY RED LINKS!1!!
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The infamous SCP Foundation is a company that "guarantees safety" more like, creating abominations than can only be made by Satan that haunt people at their nightmares at 3AM, if you wake up at 3AM and there is an SCP outside of your house, YOU WILL DIE, because their power level is OVER 9000.
History[]
The SCP Foundation was founded in 1583 in Sesame Street, every Sunday night, they summoned a ritual to adore the Devil, they did that for four centuries, until Chuck Norris appeared and roundhouse kicked the building, causing it to vanish instantly, after that, they moved to Area 51, to avenge Chuck Norris, they created these "life forms", which are just predators from Hell summoned by the First Angel Adam, their first test subject was SCP-001, which destroyed everything on it's way, but it was killed before it got out of the building, then they tested a clone of Kool Aid Guy, which they trapped him with a Portal Gun by an annoying AI named GLaDOS, which ended up driving the clone insane, which ended up in the death of the clone, after that, they summoned 10,000 SCP's from Hell, with their knowledge, they made and oopsie and accidentally triggered the Second Impact in Antarctica, causing it to vanish temporarily, it respawned 5 years after that.
Their monsters[]
- SCP-001
- SCP-002
- SCP-096
- SCP-173
- SCP BIRD MAN
- Your Grandpa
- Evangelions
And other bunch of boring SCPs nobody cares about...
Lawsuit[]
On October 19th 2173, they got sued by the PCS Foundation, which is a copy of the foundation, saying that "they stole their ideas", but one of the SCPs appeared and killed everyone of the PCS Foundation, but they are still the most dangerous company to with in.
Why is it dangerous to work in?[]
It's dangerous because THERE IS A 99.9% CHANCE THAT ONE OF THE MONSTERS CAN BREAK OUT OF THEY CAPTIVITY AND EAT YOU INSTANTLY, and the monsters are so cringe they watch TikTok and play Lobotomy Dash all day, these beasts are uncontrollable, not even a simple Gun can stop them, yeah, NOT EVEN YOU CAN STOP THEM.
Trivia[]
- They have a website: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/, but beware... THEY ARE WATCHING YOU, huh? hold on, someone is knocking my door, OH MY GOD AHHHHH THEY COME FOR ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........................