I AM TEH CUR
—SCP BIRD MAN
SCP BIRD MAN in all his bird-like glory
SCP BIRD MAN, or also known as bird man has no brains and is stupid. Literally he is a stupid plague doctor from the 13th Century Europe. He usually says that he is the cure and helps whatever disease the person has, this is false because in 1534 he did a checkup with a person with the black plague and smacked the person to death with a shoe. He usually shows aggressive behavior, well, what do you think HE HAS FREAKING BIRD BRAINS!
Also, Don't touch him. He'll give you Coodies. Like, the kind that you get from girls.
Oh yeah, he also seems to be dead after leaving for milk I guess. Must've been too dumb to see anything on the road.
Personality[]
Bird Man Is a Stupid bird. He just talks in French and says things like "Le Squawk! He also says some weird french poetry or something. Who cares? He's weird and creepy.
Fax[]
- Bird Man was born during 121 by pigeons at the beach. he was young and didn't know what was even going on
- PS: his iq was -72828828282882828 by this time.
- One time he had a checkup with Mario once. which lead to Mario loving spaget. how it started was that mario just had a common fever. he pulled out his bag and grabbed out lasagna and Italian food. bird man just shoved the food in his face and left. that's it.
- stupid.
- His other name is SCP-049.
- He's sooooo Crazy.