Picture featuring the 3 most important members as giants.
The Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad are a bunch of hooligans pretending to be cops as well as catch Sonic is an elite militia of evildoers and protectors of the law lead by the awful leaders Scratch and Grounder. The S.S.S.S.S. Squad serve as the police in pretty much all cities across the UnWorld, as they're cheap, plentiful, and stupid. Right now, they beating up 12,000 people for littering, and have sent a recorded 12,000,000,000 people to The German Prison.
Recruiting[]
The S.S.S.S.S. Squad's methods for recruiting usually just involves The Brainwasher 9000, but 40% of members actually join of their own free will (and are mostly previously convicted criminals). They stop up to 80% of all recorded crimes through the help of forged documents and underreporting.
History[]
The S.S.S.S.S. Squad was founded by Dr. Robotnik to try and pulverize Sonic into Hedgehog Stew. They've never succeeded catching Sonic cuz Sonic manipulates the fabric of reality to make all the S's in S.S.S.S.S. Squad stand for Stupid except for the final S, which he makes a Sandwich for. Their incredible stupidity early on caught the eye of the United States of UnAmerica, who was the first to replace their entire police force with these guys, with all other nations soon following.
Generation 1[]
The first generation of the S.S.S.S.S. Squad had Coconuts as the leader. He usually subcontracted the work to other guys, leaving the catching of Sonic to them. His subcontracting lead the S.S.S.S.S. Squad to be the powerhouse it is today, only because his robot legs got tired. Coconuts brought the most brutality to cities across the UnWorld and was the greatest ever leader of the S.S.S.S.S. Squad.
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Generation 2[]
Coconuts got demoted as he always took vacations to the Oh Shit! level of Pizza Tower "instead of doing his job", thus got a DEMOTION and now cleans the toilets. Scratch and Grounder were hatched to replace him as the leader. They were never as good as Coconuts, but took more of an active role and actually had ideas on how to catch Sonic.
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Generation 3[]
In the future Metal Sonic and Metal Mario will replace Scratch and Grounder as the two leaders of the S.S.S.S.S. Squad. Teh reason for dis is that Scratch and Grounder were accidentally turned into a sink for being so useless. There are no more generations after this since they were actually successful at killing Sonic.
Members[]
- Metal Sonic
- Metal Mario
- Mario (Licensed under CC BY-SA for 3 weeks)
- Badniks
- Cops