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Run Away From Home And Die (Originally named Run Away And Die) is a chapter novel written by The Guardian and was published in the Tubbyland-suburb areas, however, the date of the publishing is unknown. The Hit Failure was published by Grendot Publishing and Grendot went bankrupt after this. This novel was also published in Fortress Flamewar during the Great Sadness of Blue, and later became one of the worst pieces of literature ever.
Contents[]
Chapter 1 - “It Was Bad”[]
At the beginning of Chapter 1, A man named The Vestdor watches his home town burn — he is doing his usual job — watch the main four houses, until things have gone wrong at the end of the chapter.
Chapter 2 - “Day.”[]
After the fire of Chapter 1, in Chapter 2, The Vestdor tries to contact the House-of-crapassguns for help, unfortunately, without success — the protagonist realized that he must go there on his own. Before that idea, he decided to take his hoverboard, however, the Storage Room is locked, and thereby needs to be opened from the door controls in the Control Room. Once the pipes gets completed, he has to go outside to the world he never knew — New Fissy's army will appear as interference.
When The Vestdor makes his way to the ladder, the White Man must locate five power-puff-cheese-balls and collect them in the vast forest — as he tries to obtain the last one, he encounters the Headlist-Benny standing in front of it. The Powerful Cheese Puffs levitates to the latter making them have a contact — the Headlist-Benny turns into a evil, muscular beast. A chase sequence occurs and the Vestdor will have to get to the House-of-crapassguns.
Chapter 3 - “The Fat Rat”[]
Once The Vestdor has reached the House-of-crapassguns and found out about the massacre of Fregkiranh, he meets a man named Ronald sitting at the end of a corridor. Ronald explains that the Headlist-Benny came back from the walls of Woolworth Prison with a chainsaw, he entered the building and killed everyone, however, only Ronald has managed to escape, albeit severely injured. He spoke to The Vesdor that he has to find a key of Cyberverse BoldGud to access the Decretal Central to contact President Hillary Clinton.
Chapter 4 - "Cave"[]
To reach the Cyberplanet-keys, The Vestdor is going to travel through a maze-like cave — the pathway will not be easy because of many dead-ends, pits, and mostly a wandering threat — the Cavemen. After two chase sequences, the White man escapes the danger, thus comes to the exit.
Chapter 5 - "Mountains"[]
The exit opens to the Mountains, our protagonist must pass a locked gate — nevertheless, he is knocked out by a big creature, later woken up in a warm place filled with bloody remains. He meets a chickenmanman known as CMM437 that will inform him about a being referred to as “The Master”, the one who attacked him.
After being chased by the Yeti, who noticed his leak, The Vestdor found the gate and busted it with a pipe — he then recovers his Hoverboard, slightly broken, that he lost after had been charged.
Chapter 6 - "Outskirts"[]
As The Vestdor advances to the Outskirts, he detects a monster in the area, nonetheless, Ronald is noticed near a campfire.
The two characters will have a discussion that will end up in them collecting the scattered keys. Due to the fact he consumed a virus rich Owl, the Vestdor will have to kill him or leave him — he then chooses the leave him be.
Then, he becomes corrupted, The Vestdor will have to obtain the Final Key while avoiding him — once the objective is completed, the protagonist causes the Zombie to knock some pillars that will fall on him; the Vestdor will be given the choice to end him or leave him, the Vestdor chose the first.
Chapter 7 — “Git Out”[]
As the entrance of the BoldGug House of Flu, The Vestdor finds nothing except for corpses of blue-colored men, until a single survivor is noticed, named Mike — Mike notifies the former about Headlist-Benny with his chainsaw who entered the building and murdered almost everyone — the latter is going to be dismembered by the aforementioned monster. The Vestdor then locates the the BoldGud Cyberkey from one of the dead engineers, thereby granting him accesses to the Secret Control Center, where he will be chased by the creature, Benny, before jumping over a laser that is going to finish the monster.
The protagonist acquires the weapon from Benny's corpse — as steps down to the basement, the White Man meets Choo-Choo, where the latter reveals that he is the one behind the Burn of '87. No matter what the Vestdor says, the Green vacuum sends King Joe to fight against The Vestdor.
Chapter 8 - "Final OwercDe "[]
After the battle, the Vestdor successfully communicates to the President, as well as catches up to Choo-Choo at the doorway of the Satellite Station.
The White Man will canonically die when he loses to the final phase of Choo-Choo, however the power of friendship is causing the Vestdor to time travel and KILL Choo-Choo. Our protagonist is going to survive, ultimately destroying Choo-Choo.
However, a vision from his dead brother tells him that; If Vestdor accepts to follow Choo-Choo, both will head to the Custard Facility.
Two destinies are achievable beyond this choice:
The White Man is going to transform into “The Guardian of Evil” if he accepts to eat the offered Powerpuffcheese.
The Vestdor will become “The Crawlerdmanguyyeepnep” if he denies to consume the cheese ball. However, the Vestdor chooses to live by his own destiny, and live out his life as the man who saved the world.