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+ | {{Character Infobox|image=TOLOLOL.gif|caption=Lol, internet!|alignment=neutral|steak=Obviously grilled|rank=82→69→49|dream=saying "Lol, internet"|fear=The health authorities|gender=Male|species=Half Human-Half Clown|AKA=The Lol, internet guy|age=49}} |
'''Ronald McDonald''' is a [[Red-haired people|redhead]] clown who is in the fast food business. He owns [[McDonald's]]. He is a member of the [[UnMarioWiki Mascots]]. He has appeared as a boss in all of the [[Mario]] RPG games. He is the commander in chief of the [[McArmy]]. He is encountered by going to McDonald's, and finding out their recipe— 1-up mushrooms. Ronald will get mad and say "IM LOVING IT" in every game. In the battlefield, he attacks by throwing [[Hamburgers]] at the player. He also appears as an unlockable player in all of the [[Mario Mart]] games, and has the greatest speed with the red [[Shopping Cart]]. He also appears in [[Super Ronald Galaxy]], and [[Super Ronald Galaxy 2]] where he is the main character. He also has his own version of [[Never Gonna Give You Up]] called [[McRoll'd]], which strangely doesn't sound like anything related to the lest song. He and his Japanese Clones also say "RAN RAN RU!" while making odd motions with his hands.[[File:Ran Ran Ru|thumb|335px|Ran Ran Ru by Ronald McDonald in 1998. In 2008, ten years later, it was uploaded to [[YouTube]], becoming the first documented [[Ronald McDonald Insanity]].]] |
'''Ronald McDonald''' is a [[Red-haired people|redhead]] clown who is in the fast food business. He owns [[McDonald's]]. He is a member of the [[UnMarioWiki Mascots]]. He has appeared as a boss in all of the [[Mario]] RPG games. He is the commander in chief of the [[McArmy]]. He is encountered by going to McDonald's, and finding out their recipe— 1-up mushrooms. Ronald will get mad and say "IM LOVING IT" in every game. In the battlefield, he attacks by throwing [[Hamburgers]] at the player. He also appears as an unlockable player in all of the [[Mario Mart]] games, and has the greatest speed with the red [[Shopping Cart]]. He also appears in [[Super Ronald Galaxy]], and [[Super Ronald Galaxy 2]] where he is the main character. He also has his own version of [[Never Gonna Give You Up]] called [[McRoll'd]], which strangely doesn't sound like anything related to the lest song. He and his Japanese Clones also say "RAN RAN RU!" while making odd motions with his hands.[[File:Ran Ran Ru|thumb|335px|Ran Ran Ru by Ronald McDonald in 1998. In 2008, ten years later, it was uploaded to [[YouTube]], becoming the first documented [[Ronald McDonald Insanity]].]] |
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| − | He is well-known for his heroic |
+ | He is well-known for his heroic deeds. He helped hostages that were held hostage by a terrorist organization known as the [[Bad people]] led by [[Bowser]], and he teamed up with [[Mario]] in his [[Mario's Crappy Tank|crappy tank]] to beat up [[Bowzah]] when he started scamming people with chances to be a BIG SHOT. To see how [[You]] can become a BIG SHOT, click [[:File:Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up|here.]] |
| − | He was also a hero when he stood up for all the fast-food restaurants against the |
+ | He was also a hero when he stood up for all the fast-food restaurants against the terrorist organization [[PETA]], who make humans vegans to use as their ingredient in human-stuffed rolls and pies, why, they only eat humans, 'cause they're damn aliens! Ronald has also appeared in the super successful [[Shame]], [[Mario Tag]] where he is the 3rd fastest character, after [[Conker T. Squirrel]], and the fastest, [[Cyber-Dee]]. |
| − | According to non-proven studies, 97% of American kids |
+ | According to non-proven studies, 97% of American kids recognize his face. There is an alleged statement by [[Burger King]] that states that McDonald uses [[Idiot Manipulation]] on kids by forcing them to make the grey skies go away by saying "HA HA HA HA HA". We all know this is absolutely true, but he stopped a [[Stupid]] big hailstorm in [[Tokyo city]] by doing this. |
== Trivia == |
== Trivia == |
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Revision as of 12:27, 24 September 2021
lol, internet Ronald McDonald
Ran ran ruu! Ronald McDonald and his Japanese clones
Ronald McDonald is a redhead clown who is in the fast food business. He owns McDonald's. He is a member of the UnMarioWiki Mascots. He has appeared as a boss in all of the Mario RPG games. He is the commander in chief of the McArmy. He is encountered by going to McDonald's, and finding out their recipe— 1-up mushrooms. Ronald will get mad and say "IM LOVING IT" in every game. In the battlefield, he attacks by throwing Hamburgers at the player. He also appears as an unlockable player in all of the Mario Mart games, and has the greatest speed with the red Shopping Cart. He also appears in Super Ronald Galaxy, and Super Ronald Galaxy 2 where he is the main character. He also has his own version of Never Gonna Give You Up called McRoll'd, which strangely doesn't sound like anything related to the lest song. He and his Japanese Clones also say "RAN RAN RU!" while making odd motions with his hands.
Ran Ran Ru
Ran Ran Ru by Ronald McDonald in 1998. In 2008, ten years later, it was uploaded to YouTube, becoming the first documented Ronald McDonald Insanity.
He is well-known for his heroic deeds. He helped hostages that were held hostage by a terrorist organization known as the Bad people led by Bowser, and he teamed up with Mario in his crappy tank to beat up Bowzah when he started scamming people with chances to be a BIG SHOT. To see how You can become a BIG SHOT, click here.
He was also a hero when he stood up for all the fast-food restaurants against the terrorist organization PETA, who make humans vegans to use as their ingredient in human-stuffed rolls and pies, why, they only eat humans, 'cause they're damn aliens! Ronald has also appeared in the super successful Shame, Mario Tag where he is the 3rd fastest character, after Conker T. Squirrel, and the fastest, Cyber-Dee.
According to non-proven studies, 97% of American kids recognize his face. There is an alleged statement by Burger King that states that McDonald uses Idiot Manipulation on kids by forcing them to make the grey skies go away by saying "HA HA HA HA HA". We all know this is absolutely true, but he stopped a Stupid big hailstorm in Tokyo city by doing this.
Trivia
- Lol, internet!
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