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—Ronald McDonald
Ran ran ruu!
—Ronald McDonald and his Japanese clones
Ronald McDonald is a redhead clown who is in the fast food business. He owns McDonald's as well as the McWorld. He is a member of the UnMarioWiki Mascots. He has appeared as a boss in all of the Mario RPG games. He is the commander in chief of the McArmy. He is encountered by going to McDonald's, and finding out their recipe— 1-up mushrooms. Ronald will get mad and say "IM LOVING IT" in every game. In the battlefield, he attacks by throwing Hamburgers at the player. He also appears as an unlockable player in all of the Mario Mart games, and has the greatest speed with the red Shopping Cart. He also appears in Super Ronald Galaxy, and Super Ronald Galaxy 2 where he is the main character. He also has his own version of Never Gonna Give You Up called McRoll'd, which strangely doesn't sound like anything related to the lest song. He and his Japanese Clones also say "RAN RAN RU!" while making odd motions with his hands.
He is well-known for his heroic deeds. He helped hostages that were held hostage by a terrorist organization known as the Bad people led by Bowser by hiding them in the McTower, and he's teamed up with Mario in his crappy tank to beat up Bowzah when he started scamming people with chances to be a [[BIG SHOT]]. To see how You can become a [[BIG SHOT]], click here.
He was also a hero when he stood up for all the fast-food restaurants against the terrorist organization PETA, who make humans vegans to use as their ingredient in human-stuffed rolls and pies, why, they only eat humans, 'cause they're damn aliens! Ronald has also appeared in the super successful Shame, Mario Tag where he is the 3rd fastest character, after Conker T. Squirrel, and the fastest, Cyber-Dee.
According to non-proven studies, 97% of American kids recognize his face. There is an alleged statement by Burger King that states that McDonald uses Idiot Manipulation on kids by forcing them to make the grey skies go away by saying "HA HA HA HA HA". We all know this is absolutely true, but he stopped a Stupid big hailstorm in Tokyo City by doing this.
Trivia
- Lol, internet!
- Ronald McDonald is friends with Tricky the Clown.
- He was fired from McDonald's in 2016.