Rockies are Weird Creatures from Nightmare Land. Rockies are rocks, simply enough. They have a urge to crush things, like your fingers. They came one day when Chuck Norris was bored of those stupid rocks, so he gave them life, and kicked them into space. Only two survived (Wow.) And they made tons of themselves by eating potatoes. Then Kirby and Baby Yoshi ate half of them. Patrick owns a Rocky and named it... Rocky. He has nerves of steel!

What To Do When You See One

Do the chicken dance wearing underwear to confuse it then give him a cell phone and tell him to upload it to the internet! It's totally a good idea! Trust me!

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