Oof!
—A Roblox Noob found in Crossroads, after being shot with a Spartan Laser.
BAH!
—Roblox noob when he dies after 2022
Wanna be friends?
Roblox Noobs (Robloxus noobus), or just Noobs, are strange and sometimes stupid creatures that inhabit Roblox shames. They are similar to the Ugandan Knuckles in terms of social structure, but are considerably more independent. The noobs are friends with Bacon Hairs and they play roblox despite bacons being smarter then them. They play any games Slenders play so they can harass them.
Here's the question: why do they play Roblox despite them being STUPID N00BS? WHY? They like Roblox.
In 2022, Noobs got a new death sound because some idiot guy sued them for using the oof sound.
Relations[]
Roblox[]
Roblox for it's culture, history, and values is appreciated by Noobs, despite not understanding anything about Roblox. They accept it for the many experiences the platform has to offer and the creativity many kids aspiring shame developers put into their work. Sometimes they do stuff in their own shames. Despite this appreciation, they also don't usually have much Robux, as most Noobs are frugal with their funds and don't really play Roblox too often. They're not as smartphone-bound as the Slenders are.
Roblox Noobs[]
Roblox Noobs tend to hang out with other Roblox Noobs, and can often gather into large swarms for protection. However they do not rely on monarchs, or any power structure for that matter; they're all equally noobish in the noobocracy. Some especially large Noob mobs have been known to become violent and lost in hysteria, leading to Mass Destruction in Roblox shames on multiple occasions.