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If Robin has 1000000 fans, then I am one of them.
If Robin has 10 fans, I am one of them.
If Robin has 1 fan, then that is me.
If Robin has 0 fans, then I am no longer on this earth.
If the world is against Robin, I am against the world.

Robin's Onlyfan

Robin's Onlyfan (aka Michael Blue) is an infamous fan of Robin infamous for his erratic, hateful, emotionally-driven behavior. He is best known for being a delusional fanboy who goes on tirades almost daily about how the ignorant masses are simply blind to the brilliance of DC films with robin in them. He hates Marvel and the Dark Knight hexology.

His hate for Marvel and the Dark Knight hexology is all a big lie as he actually enjoys them. In fact, the whole reason Robin's Onlyfan is pretending to hate them is because he is in love with Zack Snyder and Joel Schumacher. Another reason he lies is he's such a pathological liar that he even lies to himself

Captain 9

This was the guy he bullied for no reason.

His hypocrisy and lies aren't all the transgressions. He is also a pedophile, sex offender and a pervert. He's been caught donating to Jolyne Cujoh's and various other peoples Onlyfans. He even pretended to be an actor and a director so he could girls to kiss them.

Robin's Onlyfan is also a closeted homosexual as he talks about guy's genitalia all the time as if he's obsessed. He even told someone in the past on live radio that he likes his fat penis.

Robin's Onlyfan is also known to slander and bully people for really no reason other than they don't enjoy Robin. One time, he bullied Captain 9 to the point of eternal depression.

Final thing is, Robin's Onlyfan is a coward. Every time he slanders a person after they call him out or expose him, he either slanders and insults them even more or he slanders another person because he is too scared to deal with the first person he slandered. In fact, some guy confronted him in his house(Well actually his sister's) in New York to talk to Michael about his behavior. Robin's Onlyfan actually ran away screaming from the guy, thinking he would get beaten to a pulp.

Death[]

While running away, he died from heart disease. Everyone was happy that day, except for Robin. Robin was unhappy that his only fan (and Onlyfan) died. Boo hoo sucks to be you Robin. His funeral was held in the ocean. But even though they smelt blood in the water, its aura was too vile; not even the sharks would bite in. So lay on the seabed was a giant mound of decaying rubber. Bad riddance.

The wretch, concentred all in self, Living, shall forfeit fair renown, And, doubly dying, shall go down To the vile dust, from whence he sprung, Unwept, unhonored, and unsung.

Sir. Walter Scott

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