- Not to be confused with Rio
Rio2 is a girl plumber who goes by many names: Rio Rio (her full name), Rio the Plumber, Femario (Female Mario), Whario (White Mario), Jewel (incorrectly), Good Guy No. BM Otherwise Known as The Original, and just Rio. She has a sister named Igi, who works with her in their plumbing business Rio Sisters Plumbing Inc., and always supports Rio in tracking down her eldritch rival Ser, a huge, deshelled, ice-breathing dragon turtle who is always kidnapping her wife (male) Ach, and Igi's husband Isy. Her immortal pet space cat Shi also helps on her adventures.
Multiple spirits ranging from good to evil have also stolen her and her family's DNA to create various Guys in order to complete their goals. Rio occasionally has to beat up bad guys that Ser hires to slow down her quest to stop Ser from marrying her husband. Ser is also femboysexual, and Ach is the THICCEST femboy she has ever seen, so she's going to have to marry him. Ser also kidnaps Isy, just to make Igi sad. Rio and Ser sometimes team up in order to destroy super big bads that will explode the world and impede on their rivalry. Isy is also a friend to Rio and Igi even though he is evil. Another friend is Salina, yet another femboy except he isn't thicc, rather he is tall and skinny and cold all the time.
Rio is always called Rio2 (not because of her first name and last name) because of a blue bird named Rio who is a good version of Wario and is actually well known. Speaking of Mario, it may seem somewhat convoluted, but Rio is the common ancestor to Mario and Wario due to Marui and Warui, respectively. This goes for her family and rival as well, with Lurui and Igi, Perui and Ach, Darui and Isy, and Yorui and Shi, and Bowrui and Ser. Salina is not the ancestor to some princess with icey spacey powers because he did not get his DNA stolen, also there are no Ro-Guys because there is no Rorui. Mario and Wario are worse versions of Rio (because men are evil), but they are far more popular and (in)famous.
When in Rome[]
Rio2 was born in Rome in the early 1510s. A little bit later, her little sister Igi would be born too. Being born in Rome meant that they would experience the highest form of culture in the world at that time, featuring lotsa killing and torture. The sisters learned about the running water technological shortage of Rome in school, and decided that they would become plumbers and fix all the pipelines. Graduating high school, they immediately went to some plumber guy who would teach them for free because he was the only plumber in Rome. They learned plumbing and fixed the waterways in Rome, which were being blocked by a fat devil rat. Their deed became so famous that the rest of Sparta wanted the Rio sisters to fix their pipeline problems. Thus, Rio and Igi created the Rio Sisters Plumbing Incorporated and fixed all the running water problems in Europe.
Rio met Ach while fixing his sink's backed up pipeline and mega clogged toilet. She didn't see him when she went in the house to fix the problems; the front door was unlocked. It only creeped her out a little bit. Ach eventually went into the kitchen and found Rio fixing his sink. Thinking she was a robber, he took off his slipper, really loudly, and was almost able to throw it. Rio looked behind herself, only a little bit scared, and awkwardly informed Ach that she is there to fix his stuff. Ach said that he was stuff. Meanwhile, she was taken aback about how wide his hips were and his crossdressing. Ach turned around to go back to his room, knowing his false alarm. When he did turn around, Rio turned to look at his extra THICC and wide behind. (She is not a pervert!) After fixing the sink, she went to the bathroom to fix his toilet, and at this point Ach decided to make small talk with Rio. Using her epic charisma and beautiful face, she got his number. Ach went back to his room and Rio went to take a little peek at his THICC BOOTAY before she left. (Not a pervert by the way!)
Hello, Ser[]
After a few dates and stuff, they almost got married, then right as they were being pronounced wife and malewife, Ser the troublemaking villainess swooped in to take Ach to her castle in Raccoon City (a small apartment that costs a fortune). But before actually taking Ach to the "castle", Ser informed Rio and Igi and the attendees who couldn't give a single grüß dich, that she has sent 8 minions to terrorize 8 cities with their even littler minions. She shows everyone the map to her "castle" and the exact locations of each minion's city and in which order to start. And then she drops the giant map accidentally and it lands in the hands of Rio. Antics ensue, with bickering between Rio and Ser. Ser leaves, defeated.
Super Rio Sisters[]
After Ser disappears, Rio and Igi and Isy immediately head off to where the first terrorist minion is: Big City. On the way to the city, the path is filled with loads of floating blocks and stuff. The problem is that they can't get passed all of those things because they aren't super yet. They barely completed the first level without DYING, Igi almost fell into a bottomless pit. Impressively, they reach the top of some mountains in France without any power on level two. They just can't get down because of the jagged spikes all over the place. Epic panic overwhelms the gang and hearing their cries from across the galaxy in Kittehlandia, Shi the space cat teleports to UnWorld and flies over to the French mountain they are stuck on. Shi landed on the shoulders of the group and gave them the power to jump really high, officially becoming the Super Rio Sisters (and Isy). With this power they were able to easily get across all the platform levels of route 1.
With the rest of route 1 cleared, all the team needed to do was liberate Big City from a Mega Furret Chillet. The Chillet was in a big tower, so Rio went headfirst into the tower level, clearing away all the enemies with her jumping powers and acquiring P-Ranks in the process. The gang got to the top floor of the tower and threw the Chillet out of the tower window, where it plummeted to the ground, leaving a huge splat leaving blood and bones on the road. VICTORY SCREECH!!! Now they need to go to the Fish Union.
Super Sinker[]
Level 1 starts in Moscow and level castle ends in the Fish Union. In Moscow they meet Salina a tall, cold femboy guy who had recently become unemployed. Salina becomes convinced of Rio's cause since he had nowhere else to go. Salina then gives Rio, Igi, and Isy each a hammer space bag which contain an infinite number of sinks. With these sinks, Rio and the squad can break the necks of enemies by bashing their heads in with sinks. Salina has two bags left. Shi doesn't land on Salina's shoulder because he is way too cold, but Salina is a super-fast runner already which is a consolation. Now they feel unstoppable with this sink power, so they just head straight to Ser's castle in Raccoon City.
Hello again, Ser[]
At Ser's apartment, Rio knocks on the door only to be told by Ser that there's a password to the castle, an 8-letter word whose letters are revealed individually at the end of each route. They didn't see any letter at the end of route 1 because the minion there couldn't reveal it because it DIED. Because of that, and the fact that Ser didn't know that Team Rio skipped every route after the first one, Ser let them into her apartment for the final (not really) fight. Rio and the gang hit Ser with their infinite sinks, and they won. After that, credits play, Rio hits Ser's head with a sink so no 2nd phase happens, and Rio and Ach get married. And then after a week, Ser kidnaps Ach again.
The Incident[]
Shortly after the defeat of Ser, Warui and Marui steal the DNA of Rio, Perui steals Ach's, Lurui Igi's, Yorui Shi's, Darui Isy's, and Bowrui Ser's. Bowrui went way back in time to create Bowser. Warui created Wario and Marui created Mario. Perui created Peach. Lurui created Luigi. Yorui created Yoshi. And Darui created Daisy. The effects of these deities' DNA stealing will be felt through the end and beyond.
Fame[]
The gang have agreed to stay together, so back in Rome, a big festival was played by inhabitants of Big City in honor of Rio and Igi and the rest of them. This reminded Rio that she should probably save the other cities from the terrorism of Ser's minions. So, she did that and became famous around the world, yet she remained a niche subject still. Her popularity would plummet when Mario was born. Mario got loads of shames and books and other media things while Rio2 got an adventure biography written about her. SAD! and LAME!
Rio, despite being a super and a hero, refrains from seeking out criminals or finding crime because vigilantism is unlegal possibly, maybe. But when crime happens in her vicinity, and doesn't require detectivity, she will do her best to help out the harmed people and stop the criminals from harming anyone else, usually with her jump and sink powers. She takes the criminals to jail so the UnCops and Igi can handle all the legal paperwork. This is only in Rome, by the way, since it is where the Rio Sisters Plumbing company functions.