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Riddle School 9 is the second shame in the Riddle School series that was created by the Blocky Bunch.
Shameplay[]
The exact same as any other Riddle School shame.
Plot[]
This shame takes place a few years after Riddle Transfer 3, since our hero, Phil Eggtree, is now in middle school instead of elementary school. The teacher enters the room, and it's... BALDI??? AGAIN???
Baldi: "Oh, hi guys! I got fired for beating Caillou with my ruler, so now I work here!"
5: "Caillou deserved that, but he should be grounded 5 times as often."
Phil: "You know, 5, I forgot you existed."
5: "WOAH, fuck you too."
Baldi: "Settle down, I need to split you guys into groups of 3. The first group is Phil, Phred, and Zack."
Phil: "Phred?! Didn't he DIE or something?"
Phred: "Well I'm back! Actually, how the fuck am I alive?"
Baldi: "To find out, go STFU! Anyways, the second group is 5, Greg, and Richy, and the third and final group is Ness, Timmy, and... ugh... Caillou."
Caillou: "That's right, you big nose BITCH! I made you lose your job!"
Baldi: "I can still call your parents."
Caillou: "WAIT, I'M SORRY, DON'T CALL MY PARENTS!!!"
Timmy: "This school is driving me crazy. Also, I killed my parents and my babysitter yesterday."
Phil: "I'm not surprised."
Suddenly, massive ASPLOSIONS occur outside. Many Teletubbies break into UnSchool, and Baldi says "sorry guys, you're on your own", and stabs himself with his ruler. Phred and Zack block the door while Phil solves riddles in order for him and his friends to escape the school safely. Phil and friends, who leave the classroom through the window, are spotted by the Teletubbies, who begin shooting at them.
Phil: "HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! This is why I hate school!"
Zack: "Don't worry, I will use my fire powers to save the d-"
Suddenly, Po uses her fruit loop of doom to turn Zack cold again.
Zack: "Well, so much for that plan. At least my head's not on fire anymore."
Phil and friends are then cornered by the Teletubbies, who stop shooting at them. Some spaceship of sorts lands on the ground, and soon as the door opened, the Teletubbies did a nazi salute. Two people exited the spaceship: Frieza and Smiley.
Frieza: "What's up, monkeys?
Phred: "THAT'S RACIST!!!"
Frieza: "I don't care. Anyways, Giygas has FAILED me, so I'm gonna kill all of you myself."
Phil: "Okay, so Viz was the bad guy, then it was Diz, then it was Giygas, and now it's you? Wow, that's not confusing at all."
Frieza: "Now that I'm in charge, I will destroy this entire planet!"
Smiley: "Wait, why can't you freeze it instead? Your name is FREEZE-A after all."
Frieza says "No." and yeets Smiley into the ground. Frieza prepares to fire his laser, but Phil solves riddles by grabbing Caillou and throwing him at Frieza, which vaporizes the both of them. All of the Teletubbies freak out and fight over who gets to be the new leader, but they end up killing each other.
Ness: "So... who wants to spam PK Fire on Smiley?"
Phil: "Spare her. It's all my fault. I bullied her. I slapped her. I can't forgive myself. Look, I know that she's a fuckin alien, but I secretly have a crush on her."
Smiley: "I forgive you, Phil. I think I might have a crush on you as well."
Ness: "Well shit, I wanted an excuse to use PK Fire. At least Caillou is dead."
It's a Bully returns and bullies Timmy, who stabs him in the pingas. Everyone laughs at this, ending the shame.
Reception[]
Biased Ratings gave this shame a 9/10, saying "this shame is almost perfect, but there should be 300 extra riddles, because that's our favorite movie".