Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
—Rick's pledge of godship
You know the rules, and so do I... Say goodbye!
—Rick Astley destroying Zing Isle
Bro, you just posted cringe...
—Rick Astley on pixelated indie games with themes of depression
The greatest singer since Zeus himself.
Rick Astley was a guy who makes music. He is often considered to be the god of music. That's because he is the god of music. Rick Astley's music is arguably the greatest music that has ever been created ever. He is responsible for the godly masterpiece of a symphony known as Never Gonna Give You Up. He also never gives you up, lets you down, runs around, or deserts you.
Rick Astley is a god that lives in Pac-Land for some reason. He sings for all of the other gods in hopes of being accepted some day. And you know what? He has. He is also a specialist in the Vuvuzela. Astley is also known for nearly dominating the world. He is so famous he even made a guest appearance in the Teletubbies episode Dipsy Gets RickRoll'd.
He is also very much known the entire UnWorld has eaten his food he created called the Rick Rolls, because they were made out of Rick's great orange juicy chocolate. He calls them foods non-binary, for, well, no bloody reason.
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