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Rebecca Lee, also known by her nickname Revy, is a member of the Lagoon Company. She is the biggest jackass on earth and ally of the Top Hat Mafia. She is known for her Shames pirating schemes and her multiple fights against the good ol' fashion Nintendo and The Deej himself. Revy is also known as the most wanted female by the UnPolice for the deaths of over 700 officers.
Childhood[]
Born in the worst country ever, the United States of UnAmerica, specifically in a poverty-stricken Chinatown, she was raised by a Beer loving scumbag sent from Hell and she hated that so she killed him after that she would be beaten up by Stupid Policeman and would start hating Chuck Norris because she could after that she'd spend a few years in the joint before joining Dutch's shipping company and therefore becoming a member of lagoon company
Piracy time[]
Soon after she joined the Lagoon Company, she began her many acts of terrorism and kidnapping, literally holding "Rock" hostage before forcing him to join in order to find the blueprints for the nuclear bomb in the Black Noah. She would also begin pirating Shames despite Dutch telling her not to do that because the Nintendo people would come after them. She didn't care because, like all the chads in the world, they absolutely hate Nintendo. She also started hating The Amazing Digital Circus because she thought it was too popular and mid. Let me tell you, Revy was fucking drunk when she said that, so Children, please don't attack her. A few minutes later, she had to deal with the Female Chuck Norris (aka The Bloodhound of Florencia) and two killer children that Balalaika had to deal with. Revy would return to kill UnPolice and troll Nintendo by pirating their Shames, but she thought to literally firebomb the Nintendo HQ with Lamp Oil Bombs that she bought from Morshu's Shop with the Rupees she got for selling the Tubby Bomb blueprints to Morshu himself. She would later commit 700 counts of Vehicular Manslaughter by hitting members of the Nintendo Ninjas with her Car. Then she did something that would piss off the Nintendo Ninjas so much that it got The Deej after her. Revy began making bootleg Shames and was the true creator of Top Fighter 2000 MK VIII for the Sega Genesis and later a Super Nintendo Entertainment System port. Sadly, she got into a gunfight with the Deej and nearly escaped alive because she got backup from Dutch and Hotel Moscow. After that mess, she started taking contracts from SEGA to release the source code for multiple Nintendo Shames for the fine payment of 6,000 undollars, along with making a sequel to Top Fighter 2000 MK VIII. She would also take jobs from K K, but after messing with her, she shot K K dead and returned to the Lagoon Company. After Balalaika took over the Top Hat Mafia, she and her buddies were granted access as members. There, she became buddies with Ally Kabam and soon became a replacement host for season 3 of That's Discussing!.
The list of Revy's crimes[]
- 70 counts of first degree murder
- 700 counts of Vehicular Manslaughter
- 7 counts of terrorism
- 1 count of public indecency
- 90 counts of battery on a police officer
- 1,000 counts of piracy + property stealing
- 3 counts of insurance fraud
- 99 counts of tax evasion
- 5 counts of hostage taking
- 70 counts of possessing a firearm as a felon
- 8 counts of destruction of government property
- 77 count of gang involvement
- 700 counts of murder of a police officer
- 11 counts of drug distribution
- Destroyed the Yellow Flag 70 times
Trivia[]
- She owns many Guns but her main weapons are dual wielded Beretta M9's and a Grenade Launcher.
- She is a top priority target to Nintendo.
- She is a massive pain in Bao's ass because her antics keep bringing trouble which usually ends in destroying his bar.
- When she drinks Lean she gets so high that she thinks she's a magical girl.
- She is frenemies with Eda
