1.SHUT UP RIGBY!
- Mordecai is so pissed off with Rigby's nonsense so he says SHUT UP RIGBY!
- A doll kills all of the dude gang.
3.Po is a beast!
- Po kills Benson and Skips kills him with his fist.
4.Bye Bye Rigby!
- Mordecai shoots Rigby for no apparent reason.
5.Not setting up the chairs next time
- Mordecai and Rigby don't set up the chairs today so Pops chuck his record player at Benson
6.Muscle Man should lay off the fatty foods
- Muscle Man stands on the grass, and falls while Mordecai thinks he's the sky.
7.Bad Role Models
- The dude gang do all stupid things.
8.Pops vs The World
- Pops tries to kill Chuck Norris but he pwns him so badly he became a Flats.
9.A very strange day
10.The Spanish Chainsaw massacre
- The dude gang try and kill the Spaniard but he pwns them all.
11.The bleeping day
- Everyone bleeps in their language.
12.Politics on the Plate
- The dude gang try to eat George W. Bush but Rigby wonders what Mordecai and Margaret are doing in the closet.
13.Meat your Baker
- Pops goes to a bakery and asks for meatloaf but gets kicked in the ass by Benson.
- Rigby gets a sledgehammer for Christmas so he smashes all the decorations.
15.Good Ol' Golf Kart
- Benson runs over all of the dude gang with his golf kart, sort of like Good Ol' Motorcycle.
What a Nightmare part 1
Mordecai and Rigby watch a Barney show about that Barney copies the words that Mordecai and Rigby are saying.