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[[File:Reggie.jpg|thumb|Reggie spotted a n00b in the crowd.]]{{Quote|My name is Reggie. I'm about kickin' ass.|Reggie}}

'''Reggie Fils-Aime''' is the powerful cyborg created by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to destroy [[N00b|n00bs]]. His body is always ready. ([[Get da hint?]])
==History==
Once upon a time Shigeru Miyamoto was playing [[The Terminator]] on his [[Sega CD]] (don't ask). He almost completed the shame on the hardest difficulty when a bunch of n00bs started to throw [[Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II]] cartridges in his house. This made Shigeru mad and he created a powerful cyborg to crush n00bs.

When Reggie first appeared in the shame shop 126 n00bs were destroyed. 2 n00bs suddenly became hardcore shamers and created "Super Reggie Boy".

==Abilities==
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*[[Falcon Punch]] n00bs
*[[Roundhouse Kick]] n00bs
*[[Sonic Boom]] n00bs
*[[Toast]] n00bs
*Cook [[DINNER]]
*Reggie Stare at n00bs
*Nom n00bs
*Create [[shames]]

==Partnership==
He works with [[Dr. Rabbit]] and is actually the world's first [[robot]] pedophile, just like Dr. Rabbit who is the world's first rabbit pedophile. He actually takes advantage of [[Saturo Iwata]] and tells Iwata to be pedophile also. He always hyperventilates whenever he sees a n00b child and decides that will be his new target.

==Relations with Giygas==
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Some people think that Reggie is in fact a human body for [[Giygas]]. They say that Giygas can use Reggie to destroy [[Ness]] or at least to not let him to get to [[United States of UnAmerica|UnAmerica]]. There's also a monster called [[Regigigas]] who has to know something about Giygas and Reggie. Currently [[Gaston]] tries to catch him.
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