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Reese's Puffs in the making.

Reese's Puffs are a dangerous breakfast cereal manufactured by General Mills, consisting of Hershey's chocolate with Reese's peanut butter flavored corn puffs. It has 200 grams of sugar, meaning that it is more dangerous than coffee.

Just like JUICE, Reese's Puffs cause seizures, asplosions, or even death whenever eaten. Some people like Reese's Puffs, like for example Captain 0, which ADORES Reese's Cake Puffs, and also the Teletubbies. Every bite they turn into Reese's Lovers, peepole who adore Reese's Puffs peepole that crave Reese's Puffs, and get fat wherever they eat them. Pocoyo doesn't like eating this stuff, but he uses it to punish Pato, Elly, Loula, Sleepy Bird and his Vamoosh.