Reese's Puffs

Reese's Puffs in the making.

Reese's Puffs are a dangerous breakfast cereal manufactured by General Mills, consisting of Hershey's chocolate with Reese's peanut butter flavored corn puffs. It has 200 grams of sugar, meaning that is more dangerous than coffee.

Just like JUICE, Reese's Puffs cause seizures, asplosions, or even death whenever eaten. Some people like Reese's Puffs, like for example Captain 0, which ADORES Reese's Cake Puffs, and also the Teletubbies. Every bite they turn into Reese's Lovers, peepole who adore Reese's Puffs people that crave Reese's Puffs, and get fat wherever they eat them. Pocoyo doesn't like eating this stuff, but he uses it to punish Pato, Elly, Loula, Sleepy Bird, Tommy Pickles and Pocoyo's Vamoosh.

Song

Reese‘s Puffs! Eat em up

There was a song made about Reese's Puffs called The Reese's Puffs Song. It was created by Twiba to hypnotize stupid kids into eating Reese's Cups instead of apples, because apples have twice the amount of sugar of a Reese's Cup. The marketing team contacted her and bought the rights, and then changed it up to be about Reese's Puffs instead because everybody thought that Reese's Puffs looked like rabbit poop, and the marketing team wanted people to just forget that.

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