Red Dead Elmo

Red Dead Elmo is a wacky shame released by 9th Synonym of Unusual Games for the PC and PS3 only. Why? It's because the company hates microsoft! It involves Elmo as he mysteriously travels back in time to the year 1885, and kills everyone that gets in his way to his nemesis.. none other than Nobody!

History

Elmo is being ruthless, as usual. Suddenly, a cloaked man comes in and puts something on his table. As Elmo is scolding his servant, the something explodes, turning it into a madness including clusters of hex upon hex. Suddenly, the Elmo Gang H.Q is imploded and is mysteriously sucked away as the shockwave hits the nearby buildings.

Elmo wakes up; he is a peasant now! As he learns more about his supposed life, he finally compiles it into a document.

Zu1zcZy3BFQ Elmo speak bad English for no reason.] Elmo not even Elmo! Elmo name Silo Burden Elmo. I born in 1844 to poor family that sucked! Hehehe!

— Elmo's note

Zu1zcZy3BFQ Elmo speak bad English for no reason.] Elmo not even Elmo! Elmo name Silo Burden Elmo. I born in 1844 to poor family that sucked! Hehehe! Elmo's note

As Elmo decides to get back into his life (being tired of the olden times), he gets a revolver and decides to head out. He shoots everybody cinematically (albeit in a town) and escapes the now ghosted town. He believes something has happened; he must kill everybody to get to him.

Mission 1: Tutorial

Your first mission is to avoid marauders from getting to you, as they want to do things to your puppet hole (or whatever it's called). The mission obviously is a tutorial; there are only really around 12 marauders. It's said that if you managed to FAIL this level you would see a scene too horrible for little Timmy.

If you win this level (which has a 100% chance) a cutscene begins to advance the story. Elmo manages to get there safe (but not sound) and decides to look for everybody. They are ruthless men; only 1 has escaped the death penalty in that town, and that is Ernie. Elmo recognizes Ernie; it seems that the implosion also sucked the others in.

Elmo decides to befriend him; Ernie doesn't know him, but he still goes on with it anyways.

Mission 2: Ernie Dance

Your mission now is to let Ernie in on the plan . Ernie believes he had a lifetime of oppression and sadness and wants to kill his tormentors. Elmo can manipulate Ernie to be his henchman; if you proceed to do so a minigame pops up.

Elmo thinks it's gonna be easy to manipulate Ernie, but Bert comes along and ruins it all. Bert says this;

ALRIGHT NOW, WE ARE GOING TO DO SOME HARD WORK IF YER GONNA GET TO ERNIE! Start.. RIGHT NOW!

— Bert

ALRIGHT NOW, WE ARE GOING TO DO SOME HARD WORK IF YER GONNA GET TO ERNIE! Start.. RIGHT NOW! Bert

Soon after a Just Dance ripoff minigame starts. Weird, considering this isn't the thing 9th Synonym of Unusual Games would do. After this minigame is proceeded as usual (You need to raise your hands up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right and then do 2 yoga poses and press a button on the controller), Bert proceeds to move out of the way.

Elmo lets Ernie in on the plan; Ernie agrees to it, saying he can get back at his tormentors. Ernie is obtained soon after.

The actual second mission starts here, as Elmo gives Ernie a revolver. They shoot everyone in town, using their carcasses as food and their clothes as shields. See that? They're ruthless even in old times.

Mission 3: Stinky Buford

Elmo proceeds to get to ol' Stinky Buford Tannen, and gets into a gunfight with him. Proceed boss level.

Here's how you finish the boss:

1. First, you should spam the A button until the boss is knocked out.
2. Then, you should go to the left side of the boss when knocked out, instead of the right. Despite popular belief, the mistake of going to the right was a result of a misprint of Strange Magazine.
3. Then, you must rinse and repeat. Some parts of the boss have to make you go to the right, but it's completely randomized.

After that, McFly and Doc manage to get back to 1955 and Tannen was never born. Therefore, McFly lives happily ever after.

Second Stage Cutscene

The transcript for the second stage cutscene goes like this:

Hai! Me Elmo!

— Elmo

Hai! Me Elmo! Elmo

Now hold on ere', brothah! We got reports of a red marauder killin' people. You responsible for dis?

— Guard

Now hold on ere', brothah! We got reports of a red marauder killin' people. You responsible for dis? Guard

Elmo not Criminal!

— Elmo

Elmo not Criminal! Elmo

It's a damned blacky again..

— Red Dead Elmo

It's a damned blacky again.. Red Dead Elmo

Elmo proceeds to shoot the Guard.

— ..

Elmo proceeds to shoot the Guard. ..

Elmo no like white supremacy!

— Elmo

Elmo no like white supremacy! Elmo

Mission 4: Finding Grouchy

Elmo proceeds to get into the jamboree, as he tries to look for the cloaked figure. He ultimately never does, as the jamboree ends soon after. Elmo gets angered by this, and gathers Ernie and Bert. He tells them that they aren't really stupid unclean unbathed rednecked idiots from the 1800s, and are actually gangsters from the 21st Century. As they both deduce that this is impossible, Elmo shows them their identification.

Bert and Ernie soon get their senses straight and realizes that if they're in 1885, then the others must be. They start devising the plan to get the others back on track.

Elmo has a GPS; he was gonna use it to track down those damn nonexistent Toppats. Presuming he has a battery pack and it still works, they decide to travel to London.. on a boat. Why? Because Grouchy's Bri'ish!

This plays, soon after. We don't know why, it just does.

Another Cutscene..

This is included here because it is an important part in the story, as Red Dead Elmo is never the same after this.

Elmo need to find Grouchy!

— Elmo

Elmo need to find Grouchy! Elmo

Uh.. Elmo? Who's that homeless man in the trash can? :(

— Grouchy

Uh.. Elmo? Who's that homeless man in the trash can? :( Grouchy

SHIT!

— Homeless Man

SHIT! Homeless Man

Grouchy! It's me, Elmo! Elmo hate disobeyers!

— Elmo

Grouchy! It's me, Elmo! Elmo hate disobeyers! Elmo

OKAY, okay! I'll admit it! I'm Grouchy! Geez.

— Grouchy

OKAY, okay! I'll admit it! I'm Grouchy! Geez. Grouchy

Grouchy needs to GET THE FUCK IN HERE!

— Elmo

Grouchy needs to GET THE FUCK IN HERE! Elmo

..Okay..

— Grouchy

..Okay.. Grouchy

Load screen.

— Game

Load screen. Game

What Grouchy doing in London?

— Elmo

What Grouchy doing in London? Elmo

I dunno. Maybe because London is dirty it's filled with disgusting murderers?

— Grouchy

I dunno. Maybe because London is dirty it's filled with disgusting murderers? Grouchy

Elmo no know. Elmo only want gang back!

— Elmo

Elmo no know. Elmo only want gang back! Elmo

I think Mrs. Piggy and a few others are round' here, I saw them walkin' around once. Think they went to a shop or sumt-

— Grouchy

I think Mrs. Piggy and a few others are round' here, I saw them walkin' around once. Think they went to a shop or sumt- Grouchy

Mrs. Piggy in 576 AHHHH Street.

— Elmo

Mrs. Piggy in 576 AHHHH Street. Elmo

..What?

— Grouchy

..What? Grouchy

Cutscene ends.

Mission 5: Mrs. Piggy

Elmo and the gang proceed to find 576 AHHHH Street. It's in-between some shabs and some other places, but we'll just say she was at the bad side of town.

Elmo proceeds to knock on the door; only it isn't Mr.s Piggy who answers. It's Kermit. As he greets them, Mr.s Piggy is nearby, showing her new clothes off. As Elmo breaks in and tells Mrs. Piggy about everything, she remembers everything and decides to bring Kermit with the gang.

One member off; now the game gives you 5 minutes to explore London and find as many people as possible. It is also noted that there are only 3 people you can find in this freestyle mode.

Mission 6: The Others!

So you've found 4 people so far and got a bonus person to come alongside you. Now you need to find the others! It's too boring though, so it's just a minigame.

What you need to do in this minigame is the following:

1. Press Up
2. Press Left
3. Press Right
4. Press a Button

and repeat.

Mission 7: All Together Now

Now you've got everyone; now you have to bring down that cloaked figure! You travel back to UnAmerica, where you proceed to start a gang there. 1 year has now passed; you and the others are now the most feared people in all of UnAmerica. Are you happy? Certainly are!

The game sadly ends here as a coin suddenly implodes, sucking you and the world in. It turns out it was all a dream..

THE END!!

Trivia

• It is said that 9th Synonym of Unusual Games formed after its creator thought about it.
• The evil cloaked figure is based off of the owner of the company, with his ruthless policies.
• This game is Ducky-free.
• This game is also Strange fr-[REDACTED BY 9TH SYNONYM OF UNUSUAL GAMES FOR: HATE AGAINST OUR WONDERFUL FOUNDER]

「/」Grand Theft Sesame Street「/」

「/」Shames 「/」

Grand Theft Sesame Street - Grand Theft Sesame Street 2: Elmo's Return - Grand Theft Sesame Street 3: Vice Sesame - Grand Theft Sesame Street Shame Pack - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Street Derby - Grand Theft Sesame Street: San Sesantos - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Derbygeddon - Elmo Payne - Grand Theft Builder - Grover and Elmo - Elmo Stinks - Grand Theft Sesame Street: The Furchester Hotel - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Gang Wars - Grand Theft Sesame Street Shame Pack 2 - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Hot Pursuit - Red Dead Elmo

「/」Characters 「/」

Elmo - Grover - Big Bird - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bowser - George W. Bush - Steve Jobs - Michael Jackson - Ernie - Cookie Monster - Bowser Jr. - King of Hyrule - Eviler Bowser - Super Eviler Bowser - Mario - Bob the Builder - Kermit - Easter Bunny - Oscar - Blue Elmo - Woondar - Pasadena O' Possum - WaElmo - Isabel - Biscuit Monster - Lew Zealand - CJ - Big Smoke

「/」Locations 「/」

Sesame Street - The Furchester Hotel - Elmo's World - The Wall

「/」Other stuff 「/」

Cookie - Elmo Gang - The Elmo Song - Elmo Gang Civil Warfare