Red Bull gives you wiiings.
—Advertising Motto
A can of the drink itself.
Red Bull is a magical energy drink that can not only boost your energy for the morning but also give you wings just like what an Angel has. It was invented by Taurus, The Strong Red Bull in 1987. The creation of this drink is one of the many powers that Taurus has, and no, it's not his piss, silly. It's Coffee for those who can't stand to drink black bitter goop!
History[]
When Taurus was given a Promotion to be one of the Zodiacs due to his red color, he decided to celebrate by making drinks for his 11 other friends. Little did he know, the concoction he brewed up made some of his friends grow wings for a limited time. Knowing the powers this drink has, Taurus decided to save the recipe he was making and started selling it in stores to help feed his family in Texas.
As explained previously, Red Bull has two attributes: It gives you a bunch of energy to help you keep awake, similar to Coffee, and the fact that it can randomly make you sprout wings from your back. They are usable and last for as long as you have the Red Bull in your body. Once the Red Bull gets peed out, your wings disappear like magic. If this were to be used on guys who already have wings like Falco or Eternal Sailor Moon, they would simply grow an extra set of wings. Since it is an energy drink, Red Bull can be pretty unhealthy if consumed too much and cause the user to run like hell until they either crash into a wall or their heart Asplodes from the large amount of energy.
This drink is debatably better than Coffee, as it gives you a less potent energy boost but at the cost/bonus of wings. Of course, one may not want their shirt to rip apart due to their new wings, so Coffee is still usable.
Tastes good, and gives you the ability to fly! Get it now at your local Walmart!