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Red Bird Cinematic

Birdius planning to eat the eggs. LOL! CANNIBALISM guiding his eggs.

General Reddit "Kickarse" Birdius (1879-1956; 1885-) or Red Bird ​for short and Red was a German Prison prisoner who one day escaped by using his bird skills. He is the savior of many lives and is also the General of the Angry Birds army. He is also a henchman of Ashley. Be noted that he has Two Separate Forms: his soul, and the bird itself.

Biography (Bird Form)[]

Birdius was born in October 21, 1879 in Gamelon. Soon after he was born, Shaggy Rogers thought he was nice, so he blessed him, which caused Red to to interested in wars and soldiers. Unfortunately, this made him and his soul tear apart when he was blessed. He trained to become a soldier at age 19 when German Führers invaded Gamelon. After killing several pigs, he founded the Angry Bird army. He founded the Angry Birds group so that they can fight the German Führers. After 54 years of battling, he retired and gave up half of his money to donate it to his family and friends.

The Great Bird Escape[]

The Great Bird Escape was an event that occurred during World War II, in which Red Bird (and other birds) escaped from one of the most dangerous prisons in the UnWorld, the German Prison. It is surrounded by traps and guarded by German Führers. Red Bird used all of his bird skills to escape the German Prison. He constructed a slingshot from various things such as stones, rubbers, etc. 

Death[]

Birdius died in May 23, 1956 due to Avian influenza, or most-commonly known as Bird flu. However, his other half the soul lived on, and persisted inside of the body of a little devil. That devil being Reddidit.

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