Raya and the Last Poop is a movie produced by Didney. It was released on March 5, 2021. Despite being South East Asian themed, the movie was actually filmed in the Bowser UnWorld Territories, called Kumandra in it.
Plot[]
One day, a 12-year-old girl named Raya is riding through a desert on her Roly poly-echidna hybrid called Tub Tub. Then she starts talking about the legend of Sisu, and Zelda too. The legend is about how thousands of years ago, the tribes of the BUTT lived in harmony with dragon-like creatures called Dragon Poops. Then Bowser came and made something called the Druun, which killed off all but one female dragon called Sisu, who, along with her family, crafted an artifact called the dragon gem out of water and then used it to BOOM! the Druun away. Then all the humans fought over the Dragon Balls and the area became very divided. Then it cuts back to when Raya was 6 and her father, Benja, wanted to unite all tribes into one group. Then some idiots smashed the dragon stone, which made the Druun return and petrify Benja by coming into contact with him, and Raya and Tub Tub jumped into a river and got carried downstream by the current.
The scene cuts back to today where Raya is seen arriving at a cave where she summons Sisu and they team up. Raya gives Sisu the pieces of the Dragon Ball she had, and plans to research the ball to bring peace back to Kumandra. They then go to this port on a river and meet Weegee, who weegeefies both of them. They go to the next destination and run into a swarm of Toot’n BOOM! beetles that secrete an explosive glittery substance via their anus. The swarm explodes and then they get the second artifact.
They then go to a waterside city where they meet a baby called Noi and her 3 monkey pets called Ognis. They have a wild chase and then beat up Noi and kill her before stealing the third artifact.
4th destination, a creepy forest, where they meet up with Raya’s enemy Namarrii and fight and get the 4th Dragon Ball.
5th destination, the homeland of Namarii, Fang. They steal the fifth artifact of the Dragon Poop Ball and study them, Namarii kills Sisu but Sisu respawns and PWNS Namarii. The way to restore peace to the region was to combine the Balls into one so the Druun get BOOMED! Away and revive the dragons. While this research happens, Namarii respawns and says something backwards about a universal apocalypse but Raya doesn't listen. They combine the artifacts and the scene zooms out to space, where Earth is noticing that space is getting brighter then the sun gets scared and says that a universal apocalypse is occurring before the screen whites out.
Raya and Sisu wake up in hell and the Devil greets them, saying that they destroyed the UnUniverse and then he undoes all the badness the Druun have done. Then Raya and Sisu get teleported back to Earth. A bunch of mobs gather and punish Raya for causing a universe apocalypse and then Bowser comes and PWNs all the tribes and dragon poops in Kumandra, ending the film.
Trivia[]
- When Namarii talks backwards while Raya and Sisu were putting together the dragon stone, she is trying to say that combining 5 fragments will cause a universal apocalypse.
- This movie was bad.