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Ramiel, being Ramiel

Ramiel is a laser launching, gigantic angel (or an angle?) shaped like a octahedron that might cause you to DIE, sometimes it seeks out and lazors random power generators across the planet, including generators in United States of UnAmerica, Japan, and China, leaving said countries without power for weeks, however Ramiel has a strong aversion to insect repellent for seemingly no reason, leaving alone areas with angel repellent applied to them, even though it looks like a giant crystal.

Ramiel is somewhat organic, it has a nuclear fusion reactor like core within itself, that is what it allows it to LAZ0R at its own will, the naked eye can see it refract light from around it, also it has a comically slow drill it can use but why would it use that. It is unique from most other angels, and that is because it does not have any wings, since it just looks like a crystalline octahedron.

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Ramiel formed in Heaven for seemingly no reason, probably God thought it would be funny to make a living octahedron (Icosahedrons were already taken). Multiple years later, Ramiel gets booted out of Heaven for 7 acts of homicide, all in different sections of heaven, and one in hell. How the hell did that happen? We may or may not ever know. Its homicidal cravings didnt stop, as it decided to pick on some military vehicles, but it later got bored and decided to screw off (and screw around with the power supply).

It screwed around with the power supply in Japan, before somebody made a Bedrock wall around the supply, since it turns out nobody likes having their power get blasted by a giant octahedron.

Later on, Ramiel entered its offensive stance as a star shape, before someone had the great idea of throwing a spear made of bedrock directly at the angel (who even made the spear?), assuming it can pierce through whatever is protecting ramiel from regular attacks, low and behold it does, and Ramiel got shish kebabbed. The bedrock spear easily piercing through Ramiels A.T. Field and through its body made of a unknown crystalline substance, successfully piercing through ramiel's core, causing it to die.

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