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Rainbowitis (Alternatively spelled rainbow-itis) is a viral infection that can infect any living thing that exists. It is most well known for turning any victims of the virus the colors of the rainbow. There are two types of rainbowitis. Rainbowitis is classified as a Class 3 Dangerous Disease in the Squadala Empire. We don't know what that means though.

Types of Rainbowitis

Type 1

Type 1 Rainbowitis is a common sickness and is considered on par with the common cold or the flu. It can be caught by being around someone who has Type 1 Rainbowitis, just like any other sickness. It develops instantly, and is often accompanied by dizziness and vomiting. 

Type 2

Type 2 Rainbowitis is considered an extremely deadly disease. It is only caught when you drink Chocolate Milk through a green straw while dancing to Michael Jackson's music, and then screaming about monkeys. If the Rainbowitis virus is nearby, it will infect you, and you will have Type 2 Rainbowitis. When type 2 Rainbowitis victims were interviewed about why they performed this ritual, they said that they were trying to prove that it wasn't real. It is often accompanied by sneezing, coughing, organs falling out for no reason, and death. 

Rainbowitis Treatment

Type 1

Type 1 Rainbowitis usually wears off about fifteen to twenty days later. A Shawt (not to be confused with shot) can make it go away faster, but they hurt.

Type 2

Sadly, type 2 Rainbowitis is not curable unless you take OVER 9000 shawts (again, not to be confused with shot).

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