This, contrary to popular belief, is not a rainbow. This is a dangerous impostor which should be avoided at all costs.
Rainbows are peculiar, multicoloured, omnipresent UFOs in the sky that usually emerge from nowhere after raindrops bathe the UnWorld and the sun begins to materialize, which apparently has some affiliation with the concept of luck, Care Bears, homosexuality, Skittles and, most notably, leprechauns. Strangely enough, it is even often said that there is a leprechaun's pot of gold on the other side of the rainbow, though one is unable to investigate this because the position of a rainbow changes when one walks from one place to another, almost as if the rainbow is conceal any evidence of a leprechaun's bullion located within reach.
A rainbow found hiding behind cliffs caring for its supernumerary.
Rainbows are considered a mysterious phenomenon as nobody has been able to explain why one appears; only the most dedicated of researchers have tried to find a concluding explanation. One theory holds that rainbows emerge from the eye of some species of unicorn, or some other mythical creature, others believe that the rainbow is a symbol given by Chuck Norris, divinity of everything, and that it is an extension of his will and his divine energy. So-called 'experts' obviously assume utter twaddle, that is the hypothesis that rainbows are formed whenever sunlight is 'scattered from raindrops into the eyes of witnesses'. This is quite clearly balderdash; droplets of water are quite obviously unable to do such a thing.
Rainbows can emerge without the slightest rain; however, their intensity seems to increase with the quantity of rain drops that had fallen prior to the rainbow appearing. Furthermore, if one has their eyes closed and has the experience of the rainbow while under some strong drugs, the rainbow appears even stronger. It is, however, considered that it is impossible to actually have a proper measurement on the rainbow's strength, as it is measured from different spots on the human eye. Rainbows are considered sacred by some people; while the rest of the population consider them just as an optical phenomenon, and that therefore they are not particularly holy or anything.
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