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150px-Nyctereutes procyonoides 4 (Piotr Kuczynski)

is....that a raccoon or......a dog?

Tanuki ZA 7410

...Whatever it is, it looks fluffy!

A raccoon dog is an animal. (obviously) Nobody is quite sure how it came into the world but probably the same morons that made Obamasnow by mixing a dog with a raccoon. How they mixed it is totally classified information. Even though it could have been made in the U.S., they live in Asia with dolphins. Many people confuse this for a raccoon because it looks like a raccoon. That's why many people avoid it. (Since raccoons carry rabies) But evil people know it's not a raccoon and that it's a dog which is why they trap them, take them to their evil HQ's, and skin them alive for their coat to use in, well, coats for people. The PETA wants to stop them but end up attacking Mario instead because he wears a raccoon dog suit which is apparently, unlegal. This is why the evil people never get caught.

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