RUN LIKE PEPPINO

RUN LIKE PEPPINO is a super secret effective technique invented by Peppino himself to run faster than Run Like Hell, as well as even the Koopabackdashwaveslide Hoverwalkmoonland. He is the only user of this technique, though, since Noise uses ROCKET METAMORPHOSIS and Snick uses just standard running. Actually, there is another user but we don't talk about him.

He learned it when reading an ancient manuscript of the Enclosed Instruction Book however the original has since faded away, so we cannot say for sure which page it was on or what the original name was. All we know for certain is that Peppino clearly has altered the name to be more in like with his likeness. (It has nothing to do with Run Like Hell we swear.)

How to do it[]

Despite you not able to do it, to do it you start running, and then after time you start to run faster and faster. You know you're doing it right when others will see red and green afterimages of yourself behind you. You may begin to notice your legs breaking, and potentially every bone in your body. If this happens to you you can always say "EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION."

Fake version[]

Fake Peppino has appropriated this move as his own. He can run on walls like Mini Mario and also run on ceilings like Spider Pig. Peppino became super jealous of this and killed him, but he came back. Fake Peppino no longer tries to RUN LIKE PEPPINO.

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