This is R.O.B.
—R.O.B., ripping off This is Bob
Robot Operating Buddy, or R.O.B. is an 80's reject that almost no one remembers unless you waste your time with knowing who he is. R.O.B. mostly spends his life playing Gyromite or Stack-Up, which is pretty crappy, and he wants to do more things. Also, R.O.B. pisses people off quite alot, like his cousin, he pissed off the Angry Video Game Nerd and died. But of course he fought back like a boss.
Trying to Get People to Remember Him[]
R.O.B., attempting to be not obscure anymore, became a member of the Scary Robots Gang. No one in the gang noticed him or paid attention to any of his spooky (less than scary) ideas; they were rather cute ideas, really.
Fed up with the constant acts of ignorance, R.O.B. became the leader of the Scary Robots Gang by using the "kill the current leaders" technique: R.O.B. made a trap at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in order to kill Alt 2.0 and Freddy Fazbear. He alerted everyone on his phone that a meeting is happening at Freddy's Pizza. They all came to the place and R.O.B. dumped water buckets on Alt 2.0 and Freddy Fazbear (water is dangerous to robots because they are electrical) and became leader of the gang.
As his first act of leadership, he wanted to recruit more robots and take over the world. First, he tried to recruit Captain 140 because it would be a powerful addition to the team, but R.O.B. FAILED to do that!
When R.O.B. escaped 140, it was revealed to him that he didn't dump water on Alt 2.0 and Freddy Fazbear; it was Bone Hurting Juice! (robots don't have bones, silly!). And they pretended to be turned off, just to see what R.O.B. would do, and they took control of the Scary Robots Gang again while delegating R.O.B. to cleaner boy forever. This made R.O.B. sad for the rest of his battery life.
In the Future[]
In some time that no one knows about, R.O.B. is a giant space robot of death who works for the Completely Integrated Intergalactic Nazis of the Highest Order to eradicate all of the Fully Automated Luxury Space Communists division of the Nazis for even putting Communism in their name. He was commissioned for construction by Kaiser Wilhstar the Fourth, Führer of the Germoney Planet Clusters.
Weapons[]
The Robotic Operating "Buddy" (in some time that no one knows about) has a list of dangerous weapons and techniques that will kill you and space communists:
- Imma firin' mah lazah, WTF?? BOOOOOOM!!! HUHuHAHAHAHHAAHHAHUHUH.
- Epically Doom Beam
- Spin a Beyblade
- Spin Like a Beyblade
- Exhaust Eion
- Hyper Ion Particle Cannon
R.O.B. uses the Epically Doom Beam to kill known space communists, The Donke Konke Trio.
Trivia[]
- R.O.B. is not good at cleaning but he is good at being R.O.B. (Gotta stay positive :) ).
- He (R.O.B. in the future) will kill you and then rob you's corpse.