Q-Siren

Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaroouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

—Q-Siren

An example of a fire truck with a Q-siren (the small cylindrical thing on the front).

The Q-siren was the worst thing created in the history of emergency services. It was created by a guy who killed his wife to obtain her scream, and then put into his “creation” which would spark a controversy over the decades to come.

History

There was once a guy who worked for a company called Friggin Signal, his company commissioned him to build a new siren that would change the future of emergency services. So he got to work, but then he thought, “what can I use to scare people with”, so he got to his home, killed his wife and took a recording of her weird (and demonic) scream, and put a tape in his device and it become popular with firefighters. However it’s sound was also scaring children, and it was being recalled, and when a government found out his recipe to make the first ever one, they demanded every single fire truck utilizing one had to have it Q-siren removed, although many of them utilized multiple siren types. And the guy who made was thrown in to the German Prison.

Side effects

• Dizziness
• Paralysis
• Loss of Hearing
• Ruptured blood vessels
• PTSD
• Violent shaking
• Extreme reaction towards it
• Death via Asploding (if exposed enough)

How to avoid having Q-Siren side effects

If you hear it in your home, run to your basement and shut the door. If it is close enough for you to hear it, put on soundproof earmuffs. The same is for those driving or lack a basement.

Trivia

• The sound, when transformed into words is: "ayyyeyeuururururrooouououeeeeeeaaaaaaaoooooooooooeeeeeaaaaaooooooauyyyyyyyyyyyieiriririeooo"
• It is bad because:
  1. It sounds anywhere from a cat being strangled, women being tortured, wolves screaming at the moon, and the vacuum Skibidi Urinal sucking.
  2. Hi-lo sirens are better because of their Doppler effect.
  3. It is outdated in cities because the Doppler effect is bad.
• The best thing anyone can do to stop it is urge their local fire department to ban this freaky thing.
• it Is still popular with Q-Island because, well, you know.
• They had an Electric version for smaller vehicles, like ambulances. It sounds like "ayuuuueuueuueueueueueuueeuueueueuueueuayeyyueue".
• Besides Q Island, 36 (depending on who you ask) countries use the Q-Siren (including the United States and China) and make up the Q-Union, and their job is to protect the Q-Siren. Countries where only certain regions use the Q-siren are considered observer states.
• Aya is a Teletubby with a Q-Siren as its head
• Evil people love it.