that one time Elmo held Q hostage
Q is basically a random letter, and a member of ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. He was once another O, but he was stabbed in the *** by V, because he stole his bike. He managed to turn the knife into a tail. He doesn't like spam.
Q doesn't watch Barney, so he's OK. He does, however, play Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing, so he is a loser. He likes bad shames, but hates good shames. That's why he prefers LJN to NintenD'oh.
He is always on time for stuff. He also likes to feed ducks bread even though it's bad for them, and holding up lines is his favourite past-time.
Elmo once tried using him for ransom but it didn't work, since U arrived and helped Q devolve Elmo into a brick. Q got all the credit, though, and U got left in the dust. Eventually, Q was sick of all of this, and made an island called Q island.