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What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Read the rules, because your edits won't be saved unless you follow the instructions within. But if you're just curious about us, you can read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!

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Pyrocynical is an English commentary YouTuber who lives in the UnUnited Kingdom. Now, if you don't know what the UnUnited Kingdom is, it's a country in the UnWorld with lots of cool stuff, such as Wallace & Gromit and Tesco, as well as lots of terrible stuff like Boris Johnson. Now, if you don't know what a country is, it's a nation controlling a piece of land in the UnWorld, with it's own government. Now, if you don't know what a government is, a government is a body of old, smelly people that decide all the laws, even the lame ones like not being allowed to download free movies. Now, if you don't know what movies are, movies, otherwise known as motion pictures, otherwise known as absolute cinema, are basically just collections of pictures accompanied with audio that flicker really fast to trick your brain into thinking you're seeing movement. Now, if you don't know what a brain is, that wouldn't surprise me, as you likely don't have one if you don't know about them. Anyhow, the brain is an important organ in Humans, as well as pretty much all other species; it receives information from the senses and sends signals or responses to the other organs in your body. Now, if you don't know what an organ is, it's a fancy instrument with rows of large pipes which play sounds when you hit the keys on it's keyboard. Now, if you don't know what a keyboard is, it's a device that you plug into your Computer that lets you type stuff, as well as play many Shames on the PC. Now, if you don't know what a Shame is, it's a form of entertainment enjoyed similarly to the aforementioned movie; along with using motion-picture to trick your brain into perceiving movement, you issue commands to the on-screen entertainment by using your input device of choice. Now, if you don't know what a choice is, a choice is a decision, usually differentiated by an array of different options. Perhaps you made a choice to click on this page, or maybe you were just given it from clicking the random page button. Now, if you don't know what a page is, a page is a thin piece of paper containing many words and pictures. Dozens, sometimes up to hundreds of pages come together to form a book. Now, if you don't know what a book is, a book is a highly hallucinogenic drug made from dead trees that causes you to hallucinate made-up stories if you stare at it's pages for long enough. Little did you know that you've been engaging in an activity similar to reading a book, except that it's far more legal as instead of providing clever narrative for you to hallucinate about, I've been feeding you utter shit.

Hey, I got something out of it. I was paid to write this article with a small loan of a million dollars.

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