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Only Dreams of Chronic and sustained cruelty lie behind that mask

Spy

That's what the mask is

Dream

The Pyro is a fire-loving maniac. He may be a cute little femboy, but behind that Gas Mask of his he dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.

History[]

Pyro is the son of Donald Trump, who put Pyro in an orphanage in Trumpland. The first recorded sighting of the creature known as the "the pyro" on UnEarth was when she burned down the orphanage he lived in at 6 years old. Since she was the only one who was left in the orphanage, Andrew Tate adopted him because he's an idiot. When young Pyro went into puberty, he left his father and pursued a career of bounty hunting.

Right before the events of Team Fortress 2, she joined the army, and got into the game as he was one of the few people who could be marketed. Sadly for her, he got removed from the game, and decided to start a career in mortgage for pyromaniacs known as Flammer Co. This Company was a big success. Pyro made lots of friends and acquaintances with the company. She even got to have a re-union with her father, Trump.

Flammer Co. was destroyed by the Jevil Force eventually, so Pyro would have to find yet another career. Fortunately, he found the perfect occupation: Cat femboy-ing. to this day, Pyro post cat pics on Twitter for a living.

Trivia[]

  • He doxes and burns to death anyone who says mean things about his kitties.
  • She almost joined the Elmo Gang, but refused.
  • He's a big Brony.