PINEAPPLE!
—Some guy
The Pwnage Pineapple is a powerful entity that can PWN your arse into tomorrow, OR EVEN NEXT CENTURY! It is known basically for hacking into certain crap made by Apple. The guy on it's most despised list as #1 is the infamous Dr. Hax, because the Pwnage Pineapple is anti-hacking (pro-hacking).
OH NOES! WE'RE F***ED! RUN!!!
Incidents[]
YOU ARE SO DEAD, YOU DUMB-S***! YOU GOT PWNED BY THE PINEAPPLE!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
OWNED! YOU RLY SUCK! HAHA!
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